Foo - I feel naughty

I told my boss that I was going out of town and that I need this Friday and next Monday off...

but really i'm just going to stay in Charlotte and go shopping and play during the day when I'm normally stuck inside doing paper work and answering the phones for these lazy bastards that I work with

wonder what kind of naughtiness I can possibly get into....

I told my boss that I was going out of town and that I need this Friday and next Monday off...

but really i'm just going to stay in Charlotte and go shopping and play during the day when I'm normally stuck inside doing paper work and answering the phones for these lazy bastards that I work with

wonder what kind of naughtiness I can possibly get into....

Depends on where you're shopping.

Don't listen to the "cool" unicorns though. They'd shank you in the back themselves if they had hands. :eek:

p.s. - if you're doing anything noteworthy, we'll want pictures. :innocent:

Wow....I was hoping for something else in this thread. :innocent:

well..i have left it open for all kinds of possible naughtiness

I'm open to suggestions

well..i have left it open for all kinds of possible naughtiness

I'm open to suggestions

How far is Charlotte from Helen GA? I'm free this Friday. :innocent:

Be careful with that. One of the bosses here called in sick and he ended up on the front page of the newspaper the next morning being the first one in line for the Fry's Electronics long awaited grand opening. When he got to work, everyone had that page pinned up in different parts of the warehouse with his face circled and a caption "CALLED IN SICK". :lol:

Victorias Secret...........................

Be careful with that. One of the bosses here called in sick and he ended up on the front page of the newspaper the next morning being the first one in line for the Fry's Electronics long awaited grand opening. When he got to work, everyone had that page pinned up in different parts of the warehouse with his face circled and a caption "CALLED IN SICK". :lol:

wow..:lol:

I'm just taking vacation that I will lose if I don't take time off....I have never used it all in the past b/c for some reason I feel guilty when I take time off...that and something always gets messed up when I'm not here

Well if you've earned it, it's yours. Don't feel guilty about it. Feel guilty that you otherwise would be wasting it!

Victorias Secret...........................

I like the way you think

Plow a cotton field with an elephant.

More suggestions. (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/north-carolina)

Plow a cotton field with an elephant.

More suggestions. (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/north-carolina)


It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.if that counts the parking lot, I have broken that law

I feel naughtySpeaking for the entire male gender, I can say that this statement is definitely in our top 10 favorite things to hear woman say!!! :thumb::thumb:

I don't know why more people don't call this first decade of the century the "naught-ies".

In two months we're all going to start doing that. :thumb:

Speaking for the entire male gender, I can say that this statement is definitely in our top 10 favorite things to hear woman say!!! :thumb::thumb:

I aim to please :)

I aim to please :)
What'd you say?

aim a little lower, please? ;)

You're playing hooky, so go hooking? Seems appropriate.

hmmm...that's not a bad idea....I could use the extra cash

hmmm...that's not a bad idea....I could use the extra cash

So what's a "Monica" going for these days?

So what's a "Monica" going for these days?

it all depends

it all depends

On what? The price of the blue dress?

On what? The price of the blue dress?

no, the size of the cigar

no, the size of the cigar

Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar. Just sayin'. :innocent:

Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar. Just sayin'. :innocent:

How do you define "is"?

How do you define "is"?

:roflmao: :roflmao:

yeah that really makes no sense MV

I think I will start being naughty on Friday around lunchtime...

yeah that really makes no sense MV

I think I will start being naughty on Friday around lunchtime...

It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is. (http://www.slate.com/id/1000162/)



I think I will start being naughty on Friday around lunchtime...
Great time to start, my termite senses tell me so. :thumb:

It all depends on what the definition of 'is' is. (http://www.slate.com/id/1000162/)



Great time to start, my termite senses tell me so. :thumb:

ahhhh yes...ok..now it makes sense

what else do your termite senses tell you? I'm probably gonna have a few beers at lunch..did they tell you that too?

what else do your termite senses tell you? I'm probably gonna have a few beers at lunch..did they tell you that too?Sort of...they told me you would be horny after lunch and grab your husband as soon as he walked in the door after work tonight!

Sort of...they told me you would be horny after lunch and grab your husband as soon as he walked in the door after work tonight!

he's still walkin' funny after what I did to him Saturday night

he's still walkin' funny after what I did to him Saturday night

But he LOVES the fact that you DID do it to him!!! :eek::innocent:

But he LOVES the fact that you DID do it to him!!! :eek::innocent:

well, I did do all the work...he just laid there and took it

well, I did do all the work...he just laid there and took it

What else could he do....you did have all his limbs tied up to the corner posts.

What else could he do....you did have all his limbs tied up to the corner posts.

I thought you said you took the stalking camera out of my bedroom!

I thought you said you took the stalking camera out of my bedroom!

No...I just moved it.:innocent:

No...I just moved it.:innocent:

And shared it on a secret website.


Thanks MV! :thumb:

And shared it on a secret website.


Thanks MV! :thumb:

oh jeez...I hope you at least kept it facing my good side...

oh jeez...I hope you at least kept it facing my good side...

You assume it was focussed on YOU??? :p

oh jeez...I hope you at least kept it facing my good side...

all anybody could see was your butt...so yeah, he did. :thumb:

You assume it was focussed on YOU??? :p

oh i know it was...it's alllll about me..

I'm gonna have to check my calendar for this event.

I'm gonna have to check my calendar for this event.

I'll let you buy me a beer or two

I'll let you buy me a beer or two

No roofiecoladas this time?

No roofiecoladas this time?

no...I walked weird for a week last time...

let's just stick to beer this time...maybe a shot or two...or three...but that's it!