Books, Movies, Music & Entertainment - BAD!!! Movies thread

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The most disgustingly best 'bad' movie of all time !

Great stuff !!

I love all things 80's even though I cant remember them.
This movie epitimises the 80's !!


If you could remember them, you'd remember that the 80's sucked.

If you could remember them, you'd remember that the 80's sucked.
The late 70's weren't that great either.

I saw Starsky & Hutch a while back. Not impressed. I think that the car gave a very nice performance, however.


The late 70's weren't that great either.

I was so glad when I got to dress myself, finally. No more bell bottoms and polyester shirts! Of course, I went straight into parachute pants and Members Only jackets from there.

Chris Rock's movies suck. If he's in a movie being cast, he's ok (like Lethal Weapon 4). But if he's in CHARGE of the movie- writing, directing, acting- he sucks and so does the movie. Head of State is just the worst. It's like watching Ashlee Simpson trying to sing live.

Koffee

CB4 was insanely bad, too, despite having potential.

I kinda liked Head of State. In fact, for awhile "That ain't right!" became the all purpose rant at our house.

Since I'm half-watching the NCAA tourney, I was just thinking about how many basketball-related movies suck enough for this thread:

Eddie: unfortunately it's not even in Whoopi's bottom 3.
Juwanna Mann: even the title is insultingly stupid.
Space Jam: not even Elmer Fudd could save this.
Be Like Mike: he's a mini-rapper with magic shoes!

Hey! Be Like Mike had nothing to do with rapping! It was more like Annie than anything. Get it right!

:D

Man, Head of State was so bad... I couldn't believe Stephanie Marche was in that movie. She needs to go back to Law and Order and stay put. And that ending... uuugh. Terrible! It was obscene how bad that movie was.

Koffee

Hey! Be Like Mike had nothing to do with rapping! It was more like Annie than anything. Get it right!

Better than "Annie", I think. I don't know any little boys who would enjoy "Annie". My nephew fell in love with "Be Like Mike" when he was seven. A year later, he has probably watched the DVD twenty times (ten with me). It entertains him, and it has some positive themes about the value of friendship and family.

But, after watching the movie, my nephew wants to go out back and shoot baskets and he sings the "theme" from the movie when he makes a shot..."Playin' bas-ket-baaaal..."

Yeah... can you imagine your nephew singing "It's a hard luck life.. for us... it's a hard luck life... for us!" while he's shooting baskets. You'd be begging him to pick up Like Mike and get into that movie. ;)

Koffee

I just saw "Teh Last Samurai" and it was pretty much "Dances With Wolves" in Japan. Not in a good way. ;)

I didn't know there WAS a good "Dances with Wolves" way of doing things. :eek:

Koffee

Meet The Feebles - 1989 (Peter Jackson....hard to believe but hey, gotta pay the rent)

Casino Royale-

Never Say Never Again-

|------> For Bond Purists, neither is a Bond film and both are an insult to Ian Fleming and the 007 line.


Cool As Ice - anything as a starring vehicle for Vanilla Ice was bound to be a stinker.

The Postman - I like Kevin Costner but not enough to sit through the rest of this one. Walked out after 10 minutes.

Johnny Mnemonic - walked out after 2 minutes.

Speed 2 - come on, a Speed sequel without Keanu....was bound to be a crapfest. Of course, I did buy a ticket to Johnny Mnemonic....

Beverly Hills Cop 3 - Eddie what were you thinking?

Any film based on a Saturday Night Live sketch. Yes any one of them.

Any film starring a current or former cast member of SNL, UNLESS THAT PERSON IS NAMED Bill Murray. In recent years he has been the best thing about any film he has been in.

Any film starring a current or former cast member of SNL, UNLESS THAT PERSON IS NAMED Bill Murray. In recent years he has been the best thing about any film he has been in.

Even Fletch ?!?

Yes. Even Fletch.

Just my opinion.

I am always amazed it is so revered.

The Hulk, Racing Stripes, Species II and III, and the Scary Movie series.

Meet The Feebles - 1989
You are so wrong, this movie is so awesome it cannot be put into words. Who doesn't like Muppets with VD and Vietnam flashbacks?

You are so wrong, this movie is so awesome it cannot be put into words. Who doesn't like Muppets with VD and Vietnam flashbacks?


I was drunk when I saw this movie and I still hated it.

Maybe I should have been high, too......

My wife watches the Lifetime Movie Channel as a guilty pleasure.
Those movies are terrible - but that's the point, I think...

"Touch of Evil", Orsen Wells.

i just saw one yesterday on A+E... GUNG HO, oh god it was terrible....

i just saw one yesterday on A+E... GUNG HO, oh god it was terrible....
:D Talk about dated.

i just saw one yesterday on A+E... GUNG HO, oh god it was terrible....


That sounds really familiar. What was it about(if it had a plot)?

"Touch of Evil", Orsen Wells.

I love that movie.

That sounds really familiar. What was it about(if it had a plot)?
this automotive plant in some town in the U.S got shut down, so this guy goes over to Japan to see if the Japanese can invest and start up the plant again, so all the japanese come over, and start running the plant, but the americans arent used to the way the japanese are running things..... thats about the jist of it...

but it was just awful! i havent a clue why i was watching it, i suppose it was better than doing homework/projects....

this automotive plant in some town in the U.S got shut down, so this guy goes over to Japan to see if the Japanese can invest and start up the plant again, so all the japanese come over, and start running the plant, but the americans arent used to the way the japanese are running things..... thats about the jist of it...

but it was just awful! i havent a clue why i was watching it, i suppose it was better than doing homework/projects....


LOL! Yeah, I remember that movie. It was on a couple months ago, I think. I've seen worse, but I've seen a lot better, too.

DUDE!
That movie was Gung Ho starring Michael Keaton (beetlejuice, Batman) and Gedde Watanabe ("oh sexy american girlfriend" from sixteen candles and later ER)

I thought that movie was inspiring....when I saw it when I was 10.

It's nice for a laugh, though....

#5: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, I'll say that I am addicted to the TV show but the movie SUCKED!

By far the single worst film I have ever seen was a spoof of Rocky called Ricky. The sort of thing you think must be so bad it's funny. But no, it's miles past that. It's bad enough that every copy of it on the face of the earth should be rounded up, burned, the ashes should then be mixed with gasoline and burned again, the second generation ashes mixed with concrete and poured into a mold in the shape of the words "RICKY SUCKS", and the concrete subsequently dropped into the ocean over the Marianas Trench.

Holy S**t! I guess I am gonna have to be on the lookout for Ricky! Just so I can torture my husband with it.

Fugazi Dave, ya done good, real good with the above --LOL!

Any SNL-based movie sucks. Notable exception: The Blues Brothers.

Except the ones with Chris Farley and David Spade together.

The worst movie I've ever seen is "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". How we managed to sit through the entire movie is beyond me!

What was that movie with Matt LeBlanc and a baseball playing chimp? OMG, that sucked.

What was that movie with Matt LeBlanc and a baseball playing chimp? OMG, that sucked.

Ed, maybe? Seem to remember a commercial for it. Never saw the actual movie, thankfully.