Foo - Advice $0.05: King Termite answers all !

Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?

Sorry, KT, just sent that nickel back to the Paralyzed Veterans of America.

Hey KT, how many Crispy Crunches can I eat before I throw up?

Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?Practice your starring role in "Singing in the Rain". You still can't get that Gene Kelly umbrella twirl down.


Hey KT, how many Crispy Crunches can I eat before I throw up?
You wouldn't understand the math, but I will tell you there is a factor of pi involved. :rolleyes:

Can I get change for this quarter?

*holds up a slug*

Can I get change for this quarter?

*holds up a slug*

A prophet has no merit in his own home town.

KT:

Will this thread meet the Foo Poo or Sex criterium?

KT:

Will this thread meet the Foo Poo or Sex criterium?

It just did.....because you were s**tfaced when you asked that.

KT
Do you have a hawt sister, Lucy?
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KT
Do you have a hawt sister, Lucy?No, my hot advice giving sister's name was Anne Landers.

http://www.chicagomag.com/images/Archive%202001-2004/0203ann.jpg

Have at her.

KT, do you ever regret that summer with Anne Landers?

KT, do you ever regret that summer with Anne Landers?

Of course not...she was my sister after all.

KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?

KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?

1. PCad's was not the only (or even first) "ask <username>" thread.
2. I didn't start the thread.
3. I am totally lost and do cry often.
4. What were we talking about again? It's hard to read through my tears.

I prayed this day would never come...... :)

Should have prayed harder.

I prayed this day would never come...... :)Join the club.


Should have prayed harder.+1

We must destroy this virus before it mutates.

We must destroy this virus before it mutates.

It's the strongest virus killer (http://www.eset.com/) known to man!

I, for one, accept our new termitey overlord.

KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?

I, for one, accept our new termitey......

never

KT, are you ever tempted to eat your own wood? :innocent:

I, for one, accept our new termitey overlord.

KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?
Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.



KT, are you ever tempted to eat your own wood? :innocent:
No.....I probably would enjoy it if it wasn't for all the sap it produces.

60 km/h converts to about 300 bps. That's "burritos per second".

Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.

You're a sissy. 60km/h is about 36mph. My calculator says it's exactly 37.26mph.

60 km/h converts to about 300 bps. That's "burritos per second".

Hey KT, what would that equal in dps? (dumps per second)

so King Termite

What make your answering better than pcad's. well?

Hey KT, what would that equal in dps? (dumps per second)
The conversion factor is exponentially proportional the square of the natural logarithm of Pi to the power of Quail, divided by the cos(# of ply of toilet paper you have).




so King Termite

What make your answering better than pcad's. well?

Who made such a claim? I never did. But keep in mind, I am the king and have the power to make what I say "law".

King Termite, should I finish plying what is on the bobbins now, or should I start a new project by swapping in the regular head and flyer?

Don't ply, plow! And plow hard!!! Do this swapping and your boyfriend will be delighted with the temporary changeup!!