Foo - Post a Really Unflattering Picture of Yourself

Yep. Do it. Everyone loves posting pictures of themselves taken at myspace angles, with dim lighting, with your best flirty smirk and bedroom eyes. Well, I want to see some unflattering pictures. Pictures taken while you're mid-bite/chew/word/blink with your eyes closed, while you're making a ridiculous face, possibly taken from a really awkward angle. They're the best.

Keep it kid-friendly. No unflattering nudes, thanks.

One of mine:
28th birthday (St. Pat's), wasted at an Irish bar, my friend who took the picture said I was watching something. We're still not sure what.
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2620/2/65/821275023/n821275023_6116906_4108356.jpg

yep. Do it. Everyone loves posting pictures of themselves taken at myspace angles, with dim lighting, with your best flirty smirk and bedroom eyes. Well, i want to see some unflattering pictures. Pictures taken while you're mid-bite/chew/word/blink with your eyes closed, while you're making a ridiculous face, possibly taken from a really awkward angle. They're the best.

Keep it kid-friendly. No unflattering nudes, thanks.

One of mine:
28th birthday (st. Pat's), wasted at an irish bar, my friend who took the picture said i was watching something. We're still not sure what.
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2620/2/65/821275023/n821275023_6116906_4108356.jpg

"i really did not want to see that tattoo with your pants off!"

You'd go blind - the fat rolls would knock your eyes out of your head...

Oh, just shush and play along. :)

OK, I'll play. I'm in the front row with my mouth open... Wichita Jazz Festival in 1980 (I think)...

http://photos-snc1.fbcdn.net/v349/232/63/622711508/n622711508_864522_5362.jpg

Yes!

I know I'm gonna regret this. Here I was trying out Jon's bike to feel the difference between carbon and Ti. This bike is huge at a size 58. I ride a 50 compact or 49 regular.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/me6.jpg

Yes!

BTW, there's no WAY I would've guessed 28 from that picture. You look maybe 22-23.

I'll be 48 tomorrow.

I know I'm gonna regret this. Here I was trying out Jon's bike to feel the difference between carbon and Ti. This bike is huge at a size 58. I ride a 50 compact or 49 regular.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/me6.jpg

Hey, at least you didn't fall over and go boom.

I don't know who or where this was taken of me.
Somewhere in Arkansas on The 42 Ride.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/10wheels/The%20Real%2042%20South%20Ride/5969_149737589656_830494656_3163901.jpg

Happy early birthday! From your avatar I was going to guess 32, until you said that pic was from 1980... I wasn't even born yet :X

Happy early birthday! From your avatar I was going to guess 32, until you said that pic was from 1980... I wasn't even born yet :X

Awwww. Thanks. Its all the clean livin' (I think). :roflmao2:

Oh, and you didn't miss a hell of a lot being born before 1980.

Ooooo.....I'll play. Photo from 1990 or so. Note the mustache and the socks...

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6091/1990menetcopyro8.jpg

Ooooo.....I'll play. Photo from 1990 or so. Note the mustache and the socks...

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6091/1990menetcopyro8.jpg

Damn. Looks like you could'a been an extra in Breaking Away

Oh, just shush and play along. :)

You asked for it!

This was taken at the beginning of the summer, at my fattest, and my most sunburnt. The day of Mary's graduation (the one on the left). The previous two days were drunkenly spent on a boat with little-to-no sunscreen. We made the bet that if Mary could stay in her high heels all afternoon, she got to toss me in the lake - if not, we got to toss her in. She lost, so we all suited up in the only swim suits we could find (the one I'm wearing was from my uncle when he was 18 and much thinner than me, back in 1983)...This happened.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/shortymac83/6500_117695942234_792062234_2201878.jpg

Told you you'd go blind...

hehehehehehe... not blind at all, but you definitely got a giggle out of me :)

All my pictures are unflattering.

I will post an example <checks watch> in two more beers.

People are awesome!

Oh man, mickey85, I feel your pain...that is one terrible sunburn. And some awesome swim trunks!

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww69/dannihilator/100_2731.jpg

Was just really tired.

rocking the afro, it had gotten to the point, i was borrowing someone elses motorcycle helmet because mine didnt fit.
http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=124771&stc=1&d=1257995649

My hair has been cut since then

I think the video of me wobbling around on the rollers is actually more unflattering, but the thread asks for a picture so here it is:

I've got lots of unflattering pics. Here's one where someone was foolish enough to trust their boat's safety with me as the Helmsman.

http://khizmet.com/Bikes/sailing.jpg

thats a great pic

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s65/StupidlyBrave/Canooooz/PineCreek2008/100_4277-1.jpg

You know, it is kinda sad no unflattering nudes actually has to be stated.

http://photos-snc1.fbcdn.net/v346/230/80/1532847521/n1532847521_30035087_7848.jpg

These are really hilarious

First off, I've never even posted a picture, so I hope this is how its done (attachment?).. And this is me at a bonfire.. Smashed and singing Garth Brooks..

My pecs are rather underdeveloped in this picture. How embarrassing. http://www.sksboards.com/smf/Smileys/default/icon_redface.gif

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/Michiganderbiker/bikeforums%20pics/Michigandergoestopless.jpg?t=1257998838

OK, I'll play. I'm in the front row with my mouth open... Wichita Jazz Festival in 1980 (I think)...

http://photos-snc1.fbcdn.net/v349/232/63/622711508/n622711508_864522_5362.jpg

you looks like the kid from that old 70's show,"H.R. Puff N' Stuff." :lol: ;)

Smashed and singing Garth Brooks..

Did your friends throw you into the fire or did they applaud? Seems like it could go either way, the crowd is kinda fickle... ;)

wait... i forgot about this one... probably one of the more intense weekends of collegiate binge drinking my junior year... oh, the memories. or lack thereof....

you looks like the kid from that old 70's show,"H.R. Puff N' Stuff." :lol: ;)

I'm getting a young Michael J. Fox vibe :D.

Screwing around with props on a photoshoot...the second photographer caught me...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/SingingSabre/Random%20Eddie%20stuff/supergay.jpg

Either..
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/Cfx-131/Tattoos/DSCF0262.jpg
or 35 pounds heavy and I guess I make stupid faces while shooting..
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/Cfx-131/DSCF2008.jpg

Trying out the Unabomber look.

jim

All my pictures are unflattering.

I will post an example <checks watch> in two more beers.

I find the same applies to me!

You know, it is kinda sad no unflattering nudes actually has to be stated.

Totally opposite for me...I had my pants off before the thread had even fully loaded..What a downer....

Shall I just say "waaahhhh" here? Oh and do note the clothe diapers in the background for when I had a "problem" back then at my first birthday party, hehe. Sorry ... bikini was not supplied at the time ...

(btw I'm the "chubby" kid on the right (side of the pic) with white hair in the cleaning tub meant to be a swimming pool for me hehehehhe .. as for the kid on the left of me (or right side of unhappy Tude-Baby) - I guarantee he was farting in the water)

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8169/img024g.jpg

M'aww what a cute photo, Tude.

M'aww what a cute photo, Tude.

hehe - I feel like cheeseburgering it or photoshopping it with a POOT caption behind my neighbor hehehe. btw - I hated my pic being taken for some reason - so that was the face my parents took a pic of for the next 6-8 years - I BAWLED at every photo op. hehe Not a good pic of me when I was a kid hehe

:p

^Thanks, I needed that :)

OK, I'll play. I'm in the front row with my mouth open... Wichita Jazz Festival in 1980 (I think)...

http://photos-snc1.fbcdn.net/v349/232/63/622711508/n622711508_864522_5362.jpg

Hahaha what a straight looking crowd! Except for that one guy in the second row, third from the right, who is flashing gang signals!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/me6.jpg

UNflattering - you're supposed to post unflattering photos Siu!:)

I don't know who or where this was taken of me.
Somewhere in Arkansas on The 42 Ride.

http://i256. photobucket.com/albums/hh187/10wheels/The%20Real%2042%20South%20Ride/5969_149737589656_830494656_3163901.jpg

if you're wearing the compression socks while you're riding, don't bother.

if you only wear them after the ride, for recovery, carry on.

finishing a crit 2 years ago...did that bike make me look fat?
http://www.chipcom.net/bikes/ratl4.jpg

finishing a crit 2 years ago...did that bike make me look fat?
http://www.chipcom.net/bikes/ratl4.jpg

Takes some guts to post that with a helmet and that jersey.
Chip Rocks.....

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SOkwvOvMQ3I/AAAAAAAAGf4/XMq58bJH-WM/DSC01271.jpg

Apparently being drunk in Brasil will make you do strange things...

Takes some guts to post that with a helmet and that jersey.
Chip Rocks.....

I dunno...that Uvex has the best chin strap fastener of any helmet mfgr, not to mention a bug screen and reflective properties (it's black, FYI). It's one of the best touring helmets made...I'd think an expert tourist would know that.

and how could anyone hate on a hippy frog lovin on a seatpost? :D