Jokes & Humor - Sound medical advice?!*

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
remover.. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're
going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a
few days."The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."



The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't
shave for a couple of days.."The lady says: "I'm not using
it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my
schnauzer."



The druggist says:"Stay off your bicycle for a week.":eek:

Same lady (different day) is walking down the street not really looking where she is going and accidentally bumps into a man carrying a case of condoms. He drops the box, and hundreds of colorful foil packages of Trojans spill out onto the sidewalk. Embarassed, the man hurriedly begins scooping them up.

The lady looks at these and asks "Young man, what are those?" Even more embarassed, the man replies "Uh... they're cigarette holders."

The lady asks "I need a cigarette holder, where can I buy those?"
"At the drug store" he says sheepishly.

So the lady goes down to the local pharmacy, marches up to the counter, and annouces "I would like to buy some Trojans." The cashier asks "Which type?"

"Well..." says the lady, "they would have to fit a Camel."

If she's using nair on her legs should won;dn't need the shave them. DUH