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botto
11-17-09, 03:04 AM
when bf changed the setup last year, i was not a fan of the addition of the 'recent visitors' bell&whistle. too big brother for my taste. it was explained that it would help me to see if i was being stalked.

not sure if that's entirely true. while i see some bf friends passing by, i have found it odd how certain other people who i have keep coming back to check in on me.

here's some of mine, how about you?


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Mitchxout
11-17-09, 03:11 AM
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

Metzinger
11-17-09, 03:47 AM
I would feel flattered.
People visit my member page very rarely.
Probably accidentally clicking my user name when they intend to reply to a post.
It's a shame, though. I have really good stuff on my page.
Sexy, dirty, filthy things I have typed there.


botto
11-17-09, 04:28 AM
I would feel flattered.
People visit my member page very rarely.
Probably accidentally clicking my user name when they intend to reply to a post.
It's a shame, though. I have really good stuff on my page.
Sexy, dirty, filthy things I have typed there.[

i hate when i do that.

linux_author
11-17-09, 04:30 AM
People visit my member page very rarely.
[snip]
Sexy, dirty, filthy things I have typed there.

hee hee! he said 'member' page!

http://www.strangefarmer.com/images/content/141016.jpg

banerjek
11-17-09, 06:14 AM
when bf changed the setup last year, i was not a fan of the addition of the 'recent visitors' bell&whistle. too big brother for my taste. it was explained that it would help me to see if i was being stalked.

not sure if that's entirely true.
If you're not a fan of the 'recent visitors' feature because it's big brotherish, one would expect that you wouldn't repeatedly use it to spy on whoever visits your page.

Whoever explained it to you screwed up -- the purpose is to reveal if you're a stalker.

ModoVincere
11-17-09, 07:14 AM
http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/funny-dog-pictures-stalking-night.jpg

skijor
11-17-09, 07:27 AM
dude, switch to decaf

MrRamonG
11-17-09, 07:57 AM
You're just a loveable guy everyone wants to check in on.

willmw
11-17-09, 08:04 AM
Now you've done it...you've blown the cover of all of us that are stalking the lovely ladies of foo. :D

DataJunkie
11-17-09, 08:05 AM
The OP's infraction page would be far more interesting and even that would be silly.
I'm not sure I have enough energy to care who is looking at my profile. :D

CyLowe97
11-17-09, 08:05 AM
I only check your profile when I'm logged in as Psimet2001.


The only time I check profiles is when I accidentally click on the person's name instead of the subject line I meant to click.

jsharr
11-17-09, 08:39 AM
ceilingjsharr is watching you all kill kittens.

Naterider
11-17-09, 09:03 AM
whoever smelt it dealt it.

Big_e
11-17-09, 09:29 AM
Rest assured Citizen Botto, Big Brother is not stalking you. Nobody is stalking you. Big Brother is concerned for your welfare. Big Brother is always concerned for your safety and welfare.

Citizen DataJunkie and Citizen Skijor, please report to the Ministry of Love for Mental Reprogramming.

Citizen MrRamonG, Citizen ModoVincere and Citizen banerjek, kindly and quickly report to your nearest Termination Center.

Rest assured, Big Brother loves you all. :D

jsharr
11-17-09, 09:33 AM
double plus ungood.

jccaclimber
11-17-09, 09:41 AM
The OP's infraction page would be far more interesting and even that would be silly.
I'm not sure I have enough energy to care who is looking at my profile. :D

At a minimum the ban list should have lots of entries.

Big_e
11-17-09, 09:51 AM
Citizen jsharr. Good news! You too can be of service to your sector! Please report to the Ministry of Faith for Political Reaffirmation. A mind scrub is a terrible thing to waste.

Thank you for your service to Big Brother.

Siu Blue Wind
11-17-09, 09:56 AM
What's funny is when someone has nothing but blue stars as their last 10 visits. :lol:

Big_e
11-17-09, 10:03 AM
Citizen Siu Blue Wind...mmm, nevermind Citizen Siu Blue Wind.


I called in sick today and and bored.

Luddite
11-17-09, 10:08 AM
Rest assured Citizen Botto, Big Brother is not stalking you. Nobody is stalking you. Big Brother is concerned for your welfare. Big Brother is always concerned for your safety and welfare.

Citizen DataJunkie and Citizen Skijor, please report to the Ministry of Love for Mental Reprogramming.

Citizen MrRamonG, Citizen ModoVincere and Citizen banerjek, kindly and quickly report to your nearest Termination Center.

Rest assured, Big Brother loves you all. :D

Not funny not funny not funny not funny. :eek:

Big_e
11-17-09, 10:28 AM
Ahh Citizen Luddite. Citizen Luddite and Citizen DataJunkie shall unite and be re-assigned as Unit Luddite-Junkie.
Happy citizens are good citizens.
Big Brother

coasting
11-17-09, 12:29 PM
What's funny is when someone has nothing but blue stars as their last 10 visits. :lol:

when i see a blue star visit, i get nervous. do i have a guilty conscience?

Sixty Fiver
11-17-09, 12:40 PM
Whatever happened to people stalking folks the old fashioned way ?

coffeecake
11-17-09, 12:41 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-watches-you.jpg

Homebrew01
11-17-09, 12:50 PM
I would feel flattered.
People visit my member page very rarely.
Probably accidentally clicking my user name when they intend to reply to a post.
It's a shame, though. I have really good stuff on my page.
Sexy, dirty, filthy things I have typed there.

Liar

flyingscotsman
11-17-09, 01:50 PM
Whatever happened to people stalking folks the old fashioned way ?

Oh that still goes on according to the newspapers.

ModoVincere
11-17-09, 01:54 PM
Oh that still goes on according to the newspapers.

I made the papers?

xtrajack
11-17-09, 01:56 PM
I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to stalk me.

Little Darwin
11-17-09, 02:01 PM
I have my eye on all of you now!!!

substructure
11-17-09, 02:05 PM
I stalk only myself. I have several cardboard cutouts of myself and place them around my yard.

flyingscotsman
11-17-09, 04:02 PM
I made the papers?

Wanted posters actually

ModoVincere
11-17-09, 04:04 PM
Wanted posters actually

Yes, the women want me. :D

cyclokitty
11-17-09, 05:09 PM
See, now I'm curious about Botto's page.

gnome
11-17-09, 05:09 PM
Yes, the women want me. :D

Yeah, but it's their boyfriends and husbands putting up the posters. They don't necessarily want you alive or in one piece.

Tom Stormcrowe
11-17-09, 05:29 PM
Yeah, but it's their boyfriends and husbands putting up the posters. They don't necessarily want you alive or in one piece.

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Modowantedposter.jpg

They aren't offering much money for a reward, though.....what's that say? :p

ModoVincere
11-17-09, 05:37 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Modowantedposter.jpg

They aren't offering much money for a reward, though.....what's that say? :p

That would make an awesome poster in my office.

Tom Stormcrowe
11-17-09, 05:39 PM
That would make an awesome poster in my office.

Let me see how big I can make it without pixelation.

Tom Stormcrowe
11-17-09, 05:51 PM
That would make an awesome poster in my office.

Check your email shortly

ModoVincere
11-17-09, 05:54 PM
Check your email shortly

Thank you kind sir....I will hang it up proudly.

wolfpack
11-17-09, 06:24 PM
the real question......would you be considered a Stalker if you follow someone to another forum and harass them on that forum as well???

Tom Stormcrowe
11-17-09, 07:05 PM
the real question......would you be considered a Stalker if you follow someone to another forum and harass them on that forum as well???

Yes, that might just fall within that category, however actions not on BF are out of our jurisdiction..

flyingscotsman
11-17-09, 07:21 PM
the real question......would you be considered a Stalker if you follow someone to another forum and harass them on that forum as well???

Why did you have somebody in mind to stalk ?:lol:

flyingscotsman
11-17-09, 07:22 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Modowantedposter.jpg



They aren't offering much money for a reward, though.....what's that say? :p

Thats Awesome

Siu Blue Wind
11-17-09, 07:45 PM
Yes, that might just fall within that category, however actions not on BF are out of our jurisdiction..

So in other words, go for it!! :thumb:

Okay I was just kidding...

Tude
11-17-09, 07:51 PM
Let me see how big I can make it without pixelation.

BWAHAHA

I'd hang that in my home office/bike room too LOL!!!

wolfpack
11-17-09, 08:17 PM
interesting.

Siu Blue Wind
11-17-09, 08:23 PM
indeed. *puts on inspector hat*

CbadRider
11-17-09, 08:30 PM
the real question......would you be considered a Stalker if you follow someone to another forum and harass them on that forum as well???


It might be like in grade school when the little boy kicks you and pulls your ponytail because he secretly likes you.

DataJunkie
11-17-09, 08:36 PM
Grade school? Ooooppppsss
I have some growing up to do.