Foo - My wife is getting implants!!!

Lens implants, that is... I'm sitting here in the outpatient surgery clinic waiting. She is pumped about this. She wears +9 coke bottle lenses. After these implants she's going to have better sight without glasses than I do. I wear -2 lenses, pretty mild in my opinion.

This is a handicap she has had all her life, and in an hour or two it's wiped away. Amazing.

In the meantime FAUX News in on the tv and it's driving me crazy... Not wanting to go int p&r territory, but it's not my cuppa news.

Anyway just one eye is gettin done today. The other in two weeks

My what big eyes you have my dear :innocent:

good for her! I feel very blessed with my 20/20 vision

although I do admit to thinking of this lady as I was reading it :)

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/sybil-trelawney.jpg

bigger is better

before and after pics - owait

bigger is better

http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/bug.jpg

ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes me feel nauseous

I love Foo Forum. :D

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ahahhaa...

of course the first time someone quotes me in their sig it has to do with the male anatomy :)...I just noticed that

ahahhaa...

of course the first time someone quotes me in their sig it has to do with the male anatomy :)...I just noticed that

It...it does? :eek::twitchy:

that didn't come out..I meant that I just noticed that my quote was your sig..not the male anatomy..I'm not that stupid

My sister in law got the 'other' implants. She said I could feel of them.

she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills! :p

^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?

Make sure you look at her chest instead of her eyes now when you talk to her.

she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills! :p


^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?

Easily fixed. Tell her it could have been worse, you could have been Chipcom's twin. :p

My sister in law got the 'other' implants. She said I could feel of them.

You talking the upper front others or the lower rear others?

she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills! :p


^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?

:slap: I'm sunk.

Just get a facelift before her eyes heal. It's not like she'll notice.

Make sure you look at her chest instead of her eyes now when you talk to her.

Perhaps you meant that the other way around?

If not, where can I find more women who think like you do? (Without me resorting to handing out dollar bills one at a time.)

Wait a minute, that didn't sound right. I didn't mean to imply that you were a stripper.

But I didn't mean that you're ugly. It's not like you couldn't be an exotic dancer, if you wanted to. I mean, you're attractive and all, and... Not that I think you want to be a stripper.

Oh ****, I'll just stop talking now...

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The moral of the story? Women shouldn't encourage men to look at other women's chests. Our brains just can't deal with the shock, and they short circuit.

Not that I think you want to be a stripper.

All women want to be strippers for the right guy.

Typically that's never been me. :cry:

Just get a facelift before her eyes heal. It's not like she'll notice.

Actually, she's NOT getting a liposuction, so as long as I keep the mirrors in the house, she can't complain about me too much. :innocent:

You talking the upper front others or the lower rear others?

Upper front.