Falchoon
08-04-04, 05:09 PM
This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress
walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a
big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at
the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a
drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore
her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand
down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that
ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
After she slams the empty glass down on the bar, she once
again turns to the patrons and points around at all of them,
revealing her sweaty, hairy armpit, saying, "What man out
there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar
and says, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another
drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender
approaches the little drunk and says, "It's your business if
you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a
ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift
her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"
walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a
big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at
the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a
drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore
her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand
down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that
ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
After she slams the empty glass down on the bar, she once
again turns to the patrons and points around at all of them,
revealing her sweaty, hairy armpit, saying, "What man out
there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar
and says, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another
drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender
approaches the little drunk and says, "It's your business if
you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a
ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift
her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"