Jokes & Humor - Warning for All Guys Going To Home Depot

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bicyclridr4life
11-26-09, 09:51 PM
A 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers.


This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last 2 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your car, They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, Almost everyday this November and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.



P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

...this is not my original...


TRUMPHENT
11-29-09, 10:48 AM
"P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each"

Heh, My Home Depot is right next to my Wal-Mart. It's probably like that everywhere for the very reason you posted your scam warning. :)

cyclezealot
11-29-09, 10:53 AM
had you had more cash maybe they would have been friendlier than just removing your pants. that's the end of the story.. Was the theft worth it.?


Square & Compas
11-29-09, 11:57 PM
A 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers.


This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last 2 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your car, They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, Almost everyday this November and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.



P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

...this is not my original...

Dude don't leave us hanging here. Did they leave you with a woody or did you have something to show for the hassle of cancelling your credit cards and getting a new liscense?

trackhub
11-30-09, 06:01 PM
Yes! :thumb: :D:D:D

bicyclridr4life
12-01-09, 11:01 PM
had you had more cash maybe they would have been friendlier than just removing your pants. that's the end of the story.. Was the theft worth it.?

Dude don't leave us hanging here. Did they leave you with a woody or did you have something to show for the hassle of cancelling your credit cards and getting a new liscense?

its a joke, guys ... you know ... ha ha ha ... that's why its in the jokes and humor ...

Gilla Gorilla
12-31-09, 01:25 PM
And here I was getting ready to go to home depot....
XD