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08-06-04, 06:46 AM
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TURNER BROWN
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says with a thick accent he says, "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small guy faints dead away and falls to the
floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to,
slapping his face and shaking him.
When the little guy finally comes around, the big
guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse
me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude started to speak very slowly and said,
"I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "OH, Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around." :eek:
TURNER BROWN
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says with a thick accent he says, "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small guy faints dead away and falls to the
floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to,
slapping his face and shaking him.
When the little guy finally comes around, the big
guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse
me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude started to speak very slowly and said,
"I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "OH, Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around." :eek: