Foo - Lance will not always be best but I'll always be worst!!

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PATH
12-01-09, 12:44 AM
Well it seems Lance was down in Ridgewood NJ at Bookends signing his 30 dollar a copy book. He was, or so I am told, rather cranky. Folks could take no pictures and nothing would be signed but his 30 dollar book. Geez, for 30 dollars I'd pretty much sign anything they wanted sgned. Oh yeah...no conversations.....and Lance will never ride anything but a TREK! Come on Lance lighten up! Hell, it is just cycling!

Merckxx was the greatest ever and Contador is the best now. Me? I am the worlds worst cyclist!

I am working on a book called "World's Suckiest Cyclist"! It is an autobigraphical tome about my time in the cycling world. If folks would buy it I would sign just about anything and I would be glad to be in the basement or anywhere else selling my book!

I would have a big poop eating grin if three people came by during the day to have me autograph the book or anything else.

I am the slowest, least chiseled, overweight, mouth breathing, awefulest cyclist anyone has ever seen. What I lack in talent and motivation I make up for by my humorous appearance and demeanor!

I wear a bright lime jersey and awfuly tight spandex! I always make the ladies giggle as I go by! I have noticed that they sure do like to point and giggle as I pass. Let's see Lance do that!

While I do have a TREK I will ride anything that does not collapse underneath me! I am the "Clown Prince" of the cycling world. I will be setting my rather large frame on a certain bench in Piermont sometime soon.

Again, Merckxx was the greatest ever. Contador is the best now. I am the worst and hey I work very hard at it! See you out there on the road as you blow by and drop me like a bad habit!;-)

P.S. word has it Lance may be out there on 9W in the coming days! Hmmpphh! How long can he be up there with the best? I on the other hand am secure place as the worst! ;-)


pgoat
12-01-09, 03:39 PM
Me? I am the worlds worst cyclist!

I ... am secure place as the worst! ;-)

Maybe .... but you'll have me to contend with before that is finalized, mister.:p

Daspydyr
12-01-09, 03:49 PM
Whiners! I have a Godzilla Avatar because I sound like him when I climb-NNNNRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh, something like that. Other riders think I'm having an episode so they stop. I take advantage of their goodness to pass.....

That probably classifies me as the worst of something. Can we form a club?


PATH
12-01-09, 11:27 PM
I think a club would be outstanding. What shall we call it?

Daspydyr
12-02-09, 11:21 AM
BTOW-Best of the worst! We can get together, eat fatty foods and drink warm beer and watch the Spike TV.

ModoVincere
12-02-09, 11:22 AM
I think a club would be outstanding. What shall we call it?

Foosters.

PATH
12-02-09, 03:49 PM
Foosters! I am loving it already!

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 09:00 AM
I'm in, we need shirts, someone design a shirt.

jsharr
12-04-09, 09:05 AM
There is already a Foo jersey.

UnsafeAlpine
12-04-09, 09:56 AM
Oh hell yeah, I'm all over this. Does my gut have to touch my top tube, or can it hang slightly above it?

grueling
12-04-09, 10:02 AM
Where do I sign up?

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 10:35 AM
Show me the shirt.

Hey, I was riding and wondering what kept hitting the top of my thighs, I finally realized it was my belly! That was a real wake up call.

PATH
12-05-09, 12:36 AM
Show me the shirt.

Hey, I was riding and wondering what kept hitting the top of my thighs, I finally realized it was my belly! That was a real wake up call.

I have not seen the FOO Jersey! Can someone please direct me to a picture of it?:)

jsharr
12-06-09, 12:55 PM
here is a link or two

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?485468-The-NEW-FOO-Jersey-Thread

http://media.photobucket.com/image/foo%20jersey/cgallagh/DSC00497.jpg

Daspydyr
12-06-09, 09:29 PM
Can I post my credit card info here and someone just mail me a jersey? XL