Foo - What Brunette would you want to take a 7 day tour with?

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Daspydyr
12-04-09, 09:14 AM
Choices could include:

Angelina J.

Katherine Z.

Salma Hayek

Siu Blue Wind

Halle Berry

OTHER:

And Why?


jsharr
12-04-09, 09:15 AM
my wife

KingTermite
12-04-09, 09:16 AM
My wife (and Salma Hayek)


pgoat
12-04-09, 09:24 AM
And Why?

Funny, that's just what I was asking when I saw this thread

jsharr
12-04-09, 09:26 AM
pgoat, are you a brunette, if not, would you consider a color job?

10 Wheels
12-04-09, 09:26 AM
58 days with these real girls:
Enjoy, I sure did.......Wow
Pics:

http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/10wheels/South%20Super%20Racer%20Girls/?albumview=slideshow

KingTermite
12-04-09, 09:26 AM
Oh....why too.

Well, my wife because if I don't take her I may piss her off enough that she'll be unpleasant to live with. Salma Hayek because.....well, she's one sexy lady. Not just pretty, but the voice and accent to drive me wild. I think her and my wife together would be one hell of a fun night.

pgoat
12-04-09, 09:27 AM
pgoat, are you a brunette, if not, would you consider a color job?

If history has taught us anything, it's that for the right amount of money, I'd consider anything

UnsafeAlpine
12-04-09, 09:35 AM
<3 2 Ride because there is no other person I'd rather spend time with. Plus, when I'd look at her butt, she wouldn't get mad at me... :innocent:

chipcom
12-04-09, 09:37 AM
my wife

yes, jsharr's wife fer shure! :innocent:

My wife is a blonde, so I'm safe in this thread. ;)

jsharr
12-04-09, 09:37 AM
If history has taught us anything, it's that for the right amount of money, I'd consider anything

I have some shiny glass beads and hair combs and you are from New York...............

ModoVincere
12-04-09, 09:42 AM
I'm confused....what do you mean "Which one"?

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 10:38 AM
Funny, that's just what I was asking when I saw this thread

Its FOO, that's why. If you want serious or logical go to Roadie World. Its not only Foo, but Carnal Foo sorta? Is that OK to say, am I gonna get spanked for that?

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 10:43 AM
58 days with these real girls:
Enjoy, I sure did.......Wow
Pics:

http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/10wheels/South%20Super%20Racer%20Girls/?albumview=slideshow

That is a better bunch of babes than any Las Vegas Chorus line. That looks like a way cool trip.

Spreggy
12-04-09, 10:44 AM
My wife's roots.

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 10:44 AM
I'm confused....what do you mean "Which one"?

ModoV, its Christmas, you have to share, only one.

Luddite
12-04-09, 10:44 AM
Choices could include:

Angelina J.

Katherine Z.

Salma Hayek

Siu Blue Wind

Halle Berry

OTHER:

And Why?

None of the above. I'm female. i don't think DataJunkie is technically brunette, but I choose him. :)

pgoat
12-04-09, 10:58 AM
I have some shiny glass beads and hair combs and you are from New York...............

Sold! I'll take $24 worth

jeanatx
12-04-09, 02:00 PM
i'd take a seven day tour with the brunette stud of a man whose arms i'm in
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/drviera711/bean/Cycling.jpg

bluevelo
12-04-09, 02:20 PM
Choices could include:

Angelina J.

Katherine Z.

Salma Hayek

Siu Blue Wind

Halle Berry

OTHER:

And Why?

Well, there are a #er of um, *alternative* film actresses that could make for an interesting vacation.

jsharr
12-04-09, 02:29 PM
you should close the toilet lid before taking pics

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 03:20 PM
i'd take a seven day tour with the brunette stud of a man whose arms i'm in
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/drviera711/bean/Cycling.jpg

Young Lady, why are you wearing Sunglasses inside the house. Take those off and stare at me, have you been hanging around that bunch of Mountain Bikers again? :notamused::notamused:

Sixty Fiver
12-04-09, 03:20 PM
Once upon a time it would have been Salma Hayek but now I really only have eyes for a sweet auburn haired girl.

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:24 PM
you should close the toilet lid before taking pics

Its also a lot safer to have the lid down when you play Star Trek in the bathroom... you know, standing on the lid, saying "ENERGIZE" and flushing.

jeanatx
12-04-09, 03:27 PM
you should close the toilet lid before taking pics

lol i thought of cropping it, but i could care less. not my bathroom anyways.


Young Lady, why are you wearing Sunglasses inside the house. Take those off and stare at me, have you been hanging around that bunch of Mountain Bikers again? :notamused::notamused:

because we were about to go on a ride and it was hot and sunny as hell outside! only reason i wear mine before i leave outside is because they are prescription and i can't see without 'em.

DataJunkie
12-04-09, 03:27 PM
I feel the phrase "flip it" would be appropriate here. Why I have no idea.

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:28 PM
lol i thought of cropping it, but i could care less. not my bathroom anyways.

So where IS your other hand in that picture?

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:29 PM
I feel the phrase "flip it" would be appropriate here. Why I have no idea.

Thinking of the various permutations in this situation made me giggle.

jeanatx
12-04-09, 03:29 PM
So where IS your other hand in that picture?

oh, stop...

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:31 PM
oh, stop...

Embarrassed, eh? ;)

jsharr
12-04-09, 03:33 PM
My Hell is not sunny, just saying.

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:36 PM
My Hell is not sunny, just saying.

You know, we could have a lot of fun shooting fish in a barrel. Its so EASY.

jsharr
12-04-09, 03:36 PM
Not if you close the lid on the barrel............

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:38 PM
Not if you close the lid on the barrel............

That would be a fail. But it could make for a greater challenge. At least (depending on caliber) the fish would have a sporting chance.

jsharr
12-04-09, 03:43 PM
I closed the lid on my barrel once. That hurt.

superdex
12-04-09, 03:51 PM
Evangeline Lilly. Oh yeah.

bluevelo
12-04-09, 03:52 PM
Evangeline Lilly. Oh yeah.

That sounds like a perfume, not a hot chick. Something you get for $12.99 a bottle at Wal-Mart and that contains carcinogens, imported from China.

noise boy
12-04-09, 04:03 PM
If it had to be a brunette (I am a blonde kinda guy personally) it would be Dita Von Teese:

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Luddite
12-04-09, 04:08 PM
If it had to be a brunette (I am a blonde kinda guy personally) it would be Dita Von Teese:

127589

Dude. She had sex with Marilyn Manson. Le eww.

noise boy
12-04-09, 04:15 PM
Dude. She had sex with Marilyn Manson. Le eww.

Or so you think, on the other hand, I am pretty sure that anybody over the age of 25 has had sex with somebody that their current SO would find to be ewww. Dita is gorgeous in the old-time way, one of the few brunettes I find attractive.

Luddite
12-04-09, 04:22 PM
Be that as it may, but, we are talking about MARILYN MANSON who probably has more STDs than a ***** on a street corner, plus from viewing her pic, I am unconvinced she is really all that pretty. Show me her face sans buckets of makeup looking pretty and perhaps I will be convinced. She has a gorgeous figure though (assuming it is not airbrushed into next week.)

Wanderer
12-04-09, 04:25 PM
Without a doubt - Siu!

Who wouldn't rather have the "real' woman!

Besides, the others probably don't even ride!

superdex
12-04-09, 04:40 PM
That sounds like a perfume, not a hot chick. Something you get for $12.99 a bottle at Wal-Mart and that contains carcinogens, imported from China.

does this help?
http://www.scootercommunity.com.au/blogs/my_life_as_a_scooter/Evangeline%20Lilly%20Biography.jpg

noise boy
12-04-09, 04:41 PM
Be that as it may, but, we are talking about MARILYN MANSON who probably has more STDs than a ***** on a street corner, plus from viewing her pic, I am unconvinced she is really all that pretty. Show me her face sans buckets of makeup looking pretty and perhaps I will be convinced. She has a gorgeous figure though (assuming it is not airbrushed into next week.)

I don't disagree about the makeup, and since I am not planning on banging Dita anytime soon, I'm not to worried about it. As far as the figure goes, the one thing I find really off-putting is her fake tits, but she looks great in clothes (and lingerie :) )

Daspydyr
12-04-09, 04:52 PM
I've always thought that Roger Rabbit was the luckiest "Character" on the planet.

http://petcaretips.net/Jessica_rabbit.jpg

jeanatx
12-04-09, 05:13 PM
a friend of mine was jessica rabbit for halloween. she played the part well.

LesterOfPuppets
12-04-09, 05:25 PM
Joyce Dewitt. Just cuz.

DX-MAN
12-04-09, 08:24 PM
Choices could include:

Angelina J.

Katherine Z.

Salma Hayek

Siu Blue Wind

Halle Berry

OTHER:

And Why?

Siu -- because I know she RIDES! Even the best eye candy gets boring fast if all you do is watch them primp and fuss in the mirror. Halle Berry, at least, rollerblades; it's not riding, but it's exercise.

Got hooked into that during a weeklong bike tour as a teen -- tagging along with the girls (grupetto, basically), because they were cute, and wasted what could have been a hella week. Started out the fastest one of the group, let my hormones take over. Sure, it's a guy thing, but it was still stupid.

Now that I'm a middle-aged clyde, Siu could probly drop me!

midschool22
12-04-09, 08:58 PM
After the wife...Marisa Tomei. Why?...Are you kidding me?

Nachoman
12-04-09, 09:36 PM
http://countermeasures.trendmicro.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/salma_hayek.jpg
Salma hayek