Foo - Tiger is now up to 7

You gotta admit, this one is a GOOD one. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2760424/Tiger-Woods-women-cash-in-with-big-money-deals.html)

Well, if your gonna go and do that, it might as well be with some talent. :innocent:

How long until some Fooster shows up on the list? It just keeps growing...

I don't get it. I think Tiger is pretty damned ugly, how the hell does he get so much tail?

Oh wait, it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in his bank account, how stupid of me.

It thinks its incredible that, given the guy is worth a billion dollars, that people would be saying the SNL skit was insensitive. It was RIGHT on the mark. (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/)

Wait, did you say a BILLION?! How the hell did that happen? Sponsorships from Nike et al?

What is par on the PGA Mistress course?

What is par on the PGA Mistress course?

Par? I's say he was trying to string together a bunch of hole in ones.

that deserves a golf clap, something that Tiger may well have been spreading world wide it appears^

I don't get it. I think Tiger is pretty damned ugly, how the hell does he get so much tail?

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I think it's vulgar/inappropriate/creepy/something. Worse than actual nudity.


Oh wait, it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in his bank account,

jealous, much?


how stupid of me.

correct.

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I'm botto and I'm jealous of Tiger cause I haven't gotten laid for years.


fify.

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Golf is a gentle person's sport.

In a little in a lot.

You, the possibilities for puns - and getting perm banned - in this thread are endless.

honest, your honor. he said he just needed his balls washed and his putter fluttered. i thought it was innocent!

This isn't really newsworthy until bodog.com sets the O/U line.

I'm down for 16.

I'm jealous of Tiger because it's going to take me 2 months, and 5 days before I can afford a flight to Denver.

fify.

i'll skip the obvious crude parts. that's more your style. :thumb:

Golf is a gentle person's sport.

How do you explain my playing it then?

The Vegas Betting line is 9 for the over/under, err, opps. Don't take that the wrong way. I guess I should have said more than 9 mistresses or less.

I wonder if Tiger is gonna reach the Billion mark now that his coat isn't quite so shiny? But after $100mil., does it really matter?

Who really shives a git?

Who really shives a git?

those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly

those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly

And, of course, he likely reassured each one they were getting the largest and most exclusive slice.

Talk about insecurity.

In my view, either stick with the woman you've got, or, do the divorce, pay her off, and go have the fun you believe you are entitled to. I've never understood why so many sports superstars (or anyone else, for that matter) are in such huge hurries to get married.

those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly

He's really been working on his slice.

And, of course, he likely reassured each one they were getting the largest and most exclusive slice.

Talk about insecurity.

In my view, either stick with the woman you've got, or, do the divorce, pay her off, and go have the fun you believe you are entitled to. I've never understood why so many sports superstars (or anyone else, for that matter) are in such huge hurries to get married.


He's really been working on his slice.


Afte Lorena Bobbit, I try not to use the word slice in situations like this.

Who really shives a git?

crusty the canadian clown.

Afte Lorena Bobbit, I try not to use the word slice in situations like this.

Hook doesn't seem quite right either...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/304383-the-tiger-bunch-ranking-tigers-women

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/304383-the-tiger-bunch-ranking-tigers-women

No 6? Meh.

Hook doesn't seem quite right either...

"It's in the hole!!!!!!!!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t52WC7Gwt0)

Looks like Tiger has had his balls in the rough a little more than admitted. ;-)

What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both have been clubbed by Norwegians. Yep, this is going to be expensive.

Tiger is now up to 77? I was going to ask "over or under"....but I guess its more of an "in and out" thing isn't it?

He should have listened to Chevy Chase and the whole night putting bit.

if the bimbo count is >0 does it really matter??

Hook doesn't seem quite right either...

shank?
Pulled?
duffed?
Dunno...there's got to be something that works.

if the bimbo count is >0 does it really matter??

With each new one that comes out, it certainly improves his wife's negotiating position... and weakens his.

What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both have been clubbed by Norwegians. Yep, this is going to be expensive.

LOL...you forgot Canadians, though.

the guy has the taste of an A-Rod

if the bimbo count is >0 does it really matter??
It might matter to numbers 2 and up.

Well,Botto,who does? You didn't answer my question.

I don't get it. I think Tiger is pretty damned ugly, how the hell does he get so much tail?

Oh wait, it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in his bank account, how stupid of me.

Glad you're not the judgemental type :rolleyes:

LOL...you forgot Canadians, though.

A Canadian has clubbed Tiger? Or clubbed baby seals? Or Both? Someone is going to have to put a flow chart together to keep track of all the bimbo's. And I think that someone will be the soon to be ex-Mrs. Woods' attorney.

If I were him I would have never got married!!!!

Yeah, I don't see how she doesn't legally kick him out the airlock sans spacesuit after it becomes apparently its bimbo + infinity.

He really took the Nike motto to heart..

I agree he is not very good looking. I don't think he will make the Billion dollar mark now. 1 indiscretion might have been overlooked but I don't think this will end well for him. Personal I could care less

And the current count is up to nine. I wonder if he made it a full 18-hole course?

This is all so......disappointing. :(

Disappointing athletes? Surprise surprise.

Glad you're not the judgemental type :rolleyes:

***** please. As if those euro fake blonde bimbos would give him the time of day if he didn't have eleventy million dollars in the bank. Glad you're not the can see the truth type...no wait, I'm not glad. See the truth, dammit! :P