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08-09-04, 08:06 AM
A priest was sitting in a confessional and watched through the window as an old man with a cane struggled in. It took him a couple of moments before he was finally settled in and then he spoke.
"I'm going to be 92 years old on Tuesday, I have been married for 70 years to a wonderful wife, I have 5 children, 20 grandchildren and 15 great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. They took me back to their hotel room and I made love to each of them 3 times!"
The priest contemplated this story for a moment and then responded.
"Well my son, are you sorry for your sins?"
"What sins?" the old man said.
"Don't you want to be a good Catholic?" the priest replied.
"Catholic? I'm Jewish!" replied the old man.
"Why are you telling me this!?" the priest questioned.
"I'm telling everybody!" the old man responded.
"I'm going to be 92 years old on Tuesday, I have been married for 70 years to a wonderful wife, I have 5 children, 20 grandchildren and 15 great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. They took me back to their hotel room and I made love to each of them 3 times!"
The priest contemplated this story for a moment and then responded.
"Well my son, are you sorry for your sins?"
"What sins?" the old man said.
"Don't you want to be a good Catholic?" the priest replied.
"Catholic? I'm Jewish!" replied the old man.
"Why are you telling me this!?" the priest questioned.
"I'm telling everybody!" the old man responded.