Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - HAH! Larious Winter Ride

Allright this actually is not my winter daily. But I think its hilarious! Comments are welcomed. BUT~ Anyways I have too much slack in the chain obviously but have hit the dropouts, one link is too much. any ideas?
1) "LOL Coaster"http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6443/img00063edited.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/i/img00063edited.jpg/) http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/img00063edited.jpg/1/w1600.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img521/img00063edited.jpg/1/)
2) "LOL Setup"http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6246/img00061edited.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/img00061edited.jpg/) http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/img00061edited.jpg/1/w1200.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img37/img00061edited.jpg/1/)
3) "LOL Slack"http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5285/img00062edited.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/img00062edited.jpg/) http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/img00062edited.jpg/1/w1600.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img213/img00062edited.jpg/1/)


Sorry for the large size photos

1/2 link

also, your bike wants its risers back.

hahaha i know, i think i might flop the stem

if you are gonna die, it might as well be on a bike...

Definitely half link.
Good lolercoaster.

I like the paint. Nice rustic look. :thumb:

Deathtrap.

I like that janky pedal, myself..

I like that janky pedal, myself..

Probably a variation of one of these gems: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?611508-Platform-Pedal-Spike-Delete&highlight=

:roflmao2:

Is that house primer I see? :lol:

For some reason this bike reminds me of a lunch lady. It needs a Marlboro permanently dangling from the handlebars.

Pedals and bars have got to go!

I love it.

Chainslack + no foot retention + incomplete pedals + no brakes (edit: coaster brake) + no bar end caps + winter = perfect candidate for another thread - http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?274916-Jackass-BFSSFG-poseur-tarck-bicyclist-of-the-day

There is no need for any of that stuff. It is a winter beater with a coaster brake.

There is no need for any of that stuff. It is a winter beater with a coaster brake.

it's not a winter beater. winter beaters are utilitarian. being a piece of **** with knobby tires does not automatically equal winter beater

it's not a winter beater. winter beaters are utilitarian. being a piece of **** with knobby tires does not automatically equal winter beater

Agreed. He will probably get a visit from world of hurt one day.

I guess you all never rode a crappy BMX bike with a coaster brake in the winter...
If you cant ride this bike in the snow without fear of injury or death, you need to take a bus!

I guess you all never rode a crappy BMX bike with a coaster brake in the winter...
If you cant ride this bike in the snow without fear of injury or death, you need to take a bus!

This bike is the equivalent of running with scissors.

that IS funny! I'll stop now... heh.

LOLsters, this bike is like running with scissors. Only put together for laughs and blasts thru snow. im gonna flip the step if streets are covered over foot or so. BUT WHO DOESNT LIKE RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!? AM I RIGHT GUYS!?:roflmao2: