Foo - Young guys looking for a girlfriend.....

OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

Requirements:
Must love animals
Must love to work you ass off for free


I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!! :thumb: :love:


That is all. :innocent:

Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?

There is definitely a percentage of those, but I think most are straight.


Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?

But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?

But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?

then you can shower with them.....

Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".

Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".

You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs. :innocent:

You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs. :innocent:

They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.:innocent:

They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.:innocent:

chics dig scars.....so it'll just help in the future. :D

Get a dog. Or have an illegitimate child (however, that would require a girl in the first place, so scratch that idea).

Dogs = chick magnets

Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".

they'd be the reserves for crazy cat ladies.
actually, I've been to one of those houses. They really just love animals, are sometimes vets who find stray cats and treat them at their home.

Forget the puppies and cats!

These young guys just need to get off BikeForums and actually interact with chics in person! Borrow someone's baby and take it with you to the mall, beach, laundromat, etc. Babies are the best wing-man ever!!!

Dogs = chick magnets

Only if you have better muscle tone on your legs than the dogs. But even if the women run away, dogs are still fun to be around....
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It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.

Cuter adult dogs (mini fluffy ones like teacup yorkies) still have some chick magnetism but for serious attraction you need a puppy or a kitten.

It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.

So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...

So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...

The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.

The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.

That's not the problem. Chicks dig dogs. You have a cat.

OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

Requirements:
Must love animals
Must love to work you ass off for free


I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!! :thumb: :love:


That is all. :innocent:

Excellent tip :thumb:

And for those in college/university, join an ecologically/green-themed club... when I did it was about 4:1 female-to-male. When I did, during the first meeting I had to bite my lip to keep from grinning :D

They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.:innocent:

Sometimes that's a good thing. :D

Wow, your humane society must be different than the one here. The only women I've seen at ours were bigger and stronger than me, and had thicker mustaches and sideburns.

These girls are either insane, crazy, ****ing weird, or taken (and weird).

i say they're nuts.

any other charity hot spots? poor people, old people, children, fashionable diseases.....what charities attract nice people and weeds out the loons?

Try kids charities:

Boys & Girls Club
Big Brother/Sister programmes
Girls Inc.
UNICEF
Canines for Disabled Kids
International Child Art Foundation
KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
Make-a-Wish Foundation

Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.

Try kids charities:

Boys & Girls Club
Big Brother/Sister programmes
Girls Inc.
UNICEF
Canines for Disabled Kids
International Child Art Foundation
KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
Make-a-Wish Foundation

Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.

just make sure you aren't on any paedophile watch list before taking up any kid jobs.

what is this year's fashionable disease? if you don't know, stick with aids. can't go wrong there.

young men looking for dates don't post here, do they? thought it was just old dysfunctional farts like us

what is this year's fashionable disease? If you don't know, stick with aids. Can't go wrong there.

h1n1?

I remember seeing a bumper sticker CATS NOT KIDS. That might help.

go to the shelter and pick up an animal rights activist. sounds tempting.

Try joining a bike club at a local hospital. Nurses, bikes, balm and band aids.

Try joining a bike club at a local hospital. Nurses, bikes, balm and band aids.


have you been abusing those prescription drugs again? bike club! what a weenie fest.

Sorry, off topic. Ran out of cat nip.

My grandson is a chick magnet. I've been meaning to take him to Hooters just for grins.:D

That's not the problem. Chicks dig dogs. You have a cat.

Actually I've got 2 cats now. I used to have a 20 pound Maine Coon mix who looked like a small dog. He was an indoor/outdoor cat, and everybody dug him.

h1n1?


that's so passe. get with it, aeo

young men looking for dates don't post here, do they? thought it was just old dysfunctional farts like us

its not hard to get a date, but to find a decent girl... *sigh*

its not hard to get a date, but to find a decent girl... *sigh*

Decent or someone compatible?...I meet an amazing number of "decent" girls...but 80% of them I am not compatible with. Big difference.

Wow, your humane society must be different than the one here. The only women I've seen at ours were bigger and stronger than me, and had thicker mustaches and sideburns.

:lol:

We've missed you.

Decent or someone compatible?...I meet an amazing number of "decent" girls...but 80% of them I am not compatible with. Big difference.

True, true. I guess I mean compatible.

Get a dog. Or have an illegitimate child (however, that would require a girl in the first place, so scratch that idea).

Dogs = chick magnets

Volunteer at one of those adopt a dog nights. You'll meet a bunch of people if they're like the ones I've done, and the dog usually goes to a good home.