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bluevelo
01-26-10, 04:55 PM
One thing per response. Let's see how far we can take this.

Corn silk caught in your teeth.

USAZorro
01-26-10, 04:58 PM
Wonder bread sticking to the roof of your mouth.
caloso
01-26-10, 05:02 PM
Canine excrement.

HardyWeinberg
01-26-10, 05:08 PM
I think I dislodged a filling chomping down on a redhot atomic fireball.
colorider
01-26-10, 05:09 PM
wet socks
StupidlyBrave
01-26-10, 05:13 PM
Kirby

http://www.comparevacuums.info/kirby1.jpg
USAZorro
01-26-10, 05:18 PM
bilge pumps
Daspydyr
01-26-10, 05:40 PM
Super charged HEMIS!
Velo Vol
01-26-10, 05:49 PM
winter
jdon
01-26-10, 05:54 PM
Sock with no match.
bigbenaugust
01-26-10, 06:00 PM
umm... jet aircraft?
http://www.cascadeflyers.org/.a/6a0111685c6c03970c01156f8ed707970c-pi
AEO
01-26-10, 06:01 PM
these
http://www.musiccorner.co.uk/images/straws.jpg
Maelstrom
01-26-10, 06:01 PM
This is a g-rated site, must not respond like I want to......ahhhh....

Segways....
cuda2k
01-26-10, 06:11 PM
Stitches behind the knee.
patentcad
01-26-10, 06:11 PM
BFers who actually try to insult other members with signature lines. How pathetic is that?
USAZorro
01-26-10, 06:12 PM
double standard post-counting :innocent:
iamlucky13
01-26-10, 06:28 PM
bilge pumps

Actually, no. Bilge pumps may throw high volume, but their usable head is very low. That is to say, they have a low suck factor.

My submission - poorly timed traffic lights
DannoXYZ
01-26-10, 06:56 PM
$15k/hr escorts
HardyWeinberg
01-26-10, 07:07 PM
Kirby

http://www.comparevacuums.info/kirby1.jpg

They don't suck, they pressure-push.
daredevil
01-26-10, 07:26 PM
Some suck required here.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/woodsbay/suckers.jpg
AllenG
01-26-10, 07:33 PM
This is a g-rated site, must not respond like I want to......ahhhh....

Segways....

http://www.rvtradedigest.com/images/article/1244711124164__BWTrailerHit_ChromeTowStowHitc_RV_0.png
..
ModoVincere
01-26-10, 07:36 PM
sunburn on the top of your feet.....makes wearing shoes not possible.
gnome
01-26-10, 07:44 PM
vBulletin 4.:innocent:
bluevelo
01-26-10, 07:45 PM
Finding magic nose goblins under the office chair you've sat in... for years.
CbadRider
01-26-10, 08:13 PM
Workplace reorganizations, a/k/a org chart musical chairs.
noise boy
01-26-10, 08:40 PM
3 AM Load In
bluevelo
01-26-10, 08:42 PM
Workplace reorganizations, a/k/a org chart musical chairs.

Following up on that, excessive use of the terms "team and teamwork" to compensate for a total lack of mission for the organization, but, The Management has decided it needs new "goals" to justify its utter and complete stupidity and incompetency.
bluevelo
01-26-10, 08:43 PM
One thing per response. Let's see how far we can take this.

Corn silk caught in your teeth.

Oh... something that happened to my Dad... poison ivy on the private parts. He was miserable for like 3 weeks.
AEO
01-26-10, 09:09 PM
Oh... something that happened to my Dad... poison ivy on the private parts. He was miserable for like 3 weeks.

leaves of three...
DieselDan
01-26-10, 10:02 PM
Running.
KiuBWhy
01-26-10, 10:11 PM
Captain Crunch cutting the roof of your mouth.
MTBLover
01-26-10, 10:11 PM
Heet liniment on the privates. Don't ask me how I know.
bike_boy
01-26-10, 10:21 PM
60's/70's muscle cars converted into low-riders !!
patentcad
01-26-10, 10:31 PM
The Facebook Interface.
patentcad
01-26-10, 10:36 PM
FB doesn't suck. Just the interface.
bike_boy
01-26-10, 10:36 PM
[QUOTE=bigbenaugust;10322534]
umm... jet aircraft?
http://www.cascadeflyers.org/.a/6a0111685c6c03970c01156f8ed707970c-pi
/QUOTE]
Fixed: umm... '09 NY Jets!!
skijor
01-26-10, 10:41 PM
light beer, warm beer, cold coffee, NFL refs, low fat anything, airplane wings, blah blah blah...
Sixty Fiver
01-26-10, 11:36 PM
sunburn on the top of your feet.....makes wearing shoes not possible.

Not being able to feel the sunburn sucks... but you can wear shoes.
daredevil
01-27-10, 04:49 AM
more suck...
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/woodsbay/CS-Mech-small.gif
RedRider2009
01-27-10, 07:44 AM
This boring math class...
jsharr
01-27-10, 07:54 AM
me
ModoVincere
01-27-10, 07:55 AM
The "lady" down on the corner of Peachtree St. and 14th...for a fee :innocent:
Fast Cloud
01-27-10, 07:58 AM
Windows Vista
No toilet paper when you need it
Roadmaster, Next, Murray etc...
Michael Jackson (dead or alive)
Oil pigs
Barbara Boxer
Charles Manson
Rap music
Clubbing seals
Madonna
I could go on all day...

edited to add...Anyone from Johns Creek, Ga. :p
ModoVincere
01-27-10, 08:00 AM
going on and on all day about a simple question :innocent:
Wordbiker
01-27-10, 08:05 AM
Unemployment
bobfromwaco
01-27-10, 08:44 AM
people...
bobfromwaco
01-27-10, 08:44 AM
places...
USAZorro
01-27-10, 08:47 AM
leaves of three...

... toilet paper for thee. :p
iamlucky13
01-27-10, 12:15 PM
Oh... something that happened to my Dad... poison ivy on the private parts. He was miserable for like 3 weeks.

I don't want to know how that one happened.

I will admit, however, I didn't think twice about going to the bathroom after cutting habanero peppers. Don't do that.
SingingSabre
01-27-10, 12:16 PM
Losing pets.