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01-27-10, 12:29 PM
A woman and baby are in a doctor's office waiting for the babies first examination.
They are called and go through. The doctor checks the baby all over.
Spotting that the baby is under weight, the doctor asks if the baby is bottle or breast fed.
"Oh, breast fed." replies the woman.
"I need to check you too I think. Could you strip to the waist for me?" The doctor says.
For 20 minutes he checks squezes the nipples, kneads each breast, etc.
The doctor finishes and looks at the woman.
"Your not producing milk"
"I know" the woman replies "I'm his grandma, but I'm so glad I came today."
They are called and go through. The doctor checks the baby all over.
Spotting that the baby is under weight, the doctor asks if the baby is bottle or breast fed.
"Oh, breast fed." replies the woman.
"I need to check you too I think. Could you strip to the waist for me?" The doctor says.
For 20 minutes he checks squezes the nipples, kneads each breast, etc.
The doctor finishes and looks at the woman.
"Your not producing milk"
"I know" the woman replies "I'm his grandma, but I'm so glad I came today."