Jokes & Humor - Airplane crash in Ireland!

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Once upon a time there were in a plane a German priest, an American college student, and the smartest man in Ireland. The pilot said, "We have three parachutes among the four of us. The plane is going down. I have mine. Goodbye!" The smartest man in Ireland said, "As the smartest man in Ireland, my country needs me. Goodbye!" The priest said, "My son, I have lived a long life and have faithfully served my God; I am ready to die. But you are young and have your life before you. Take the last parachut." The student said, "That's noble of you, Padre, but not necessary. The Irishman took my backpack!"

Call me what you will, but these seem like they would be better as polish jokes.
<--Is both Polish and Irish, among other things.

I'm mostly Irish so I'm more comfortable poking fun at my people, or the French, or the Australians, or Alabama, or Texans.

Once upon a time there were in a plane a German priest, an American college student, and the smartest man in Ireland. The pilot said, "We have three parachutes among the four of us. The plane is going down. I have mine. Goodbye!" The smartest man in Ireland said, "As the smartest man in Ireland, my country needs me. Goodbye!" The priest said, "My son, I have lived a long life and have faithfully served my God; I am ready to die. But you are young and have your life before you. Take the last parachut." The student said, "That's noble of you, Padre, but not necessary. The Irishman took my backpack!"

I heard that one in grade school in the 70's. It was the President, a hippie, a priest and Kissinger as the smartest man in the world.

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

The City Of Baraboo, Wisconsin's worst highway disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Volkswagen bug crashed into the side of the Circus World Museum. 1,826 clowns have been removed from the automobile and authorities expect the number to climb as the vehicle continues to be emptied during the night . . .

That's good...