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sknhgy
02-01-10, 08:23 PM
Old man is sitting on his porch. Boy walks by carrying some chicken wire.
Man says, "where you going boy?"
Boy says, "to get some chickens."
Man chuckles to himself.
About an hour later the boy comes by carrying a whole bunch of chickens.

Next day the boy comes by carrying some duck tape.
Man says,"Where you going boy?"
Boy says, "To get some ducks."
Man laughs to himself.
About an hour later the boy comes back carrying a whole mess of ducks.

Next day the boy comes by carrying a bunch of sticks.
Man says, "what you got there boy?"
Boy says,"pu**y willows."
Mans say, "hold on a minute boy, let me get my hat."