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08-15-04, 09:39 PM
Barbara Bush is being driven around Washington D.C. and spots a little boy sitting in a park with a wagon. She thinks, "this is a great press opportunity" so she has her driver pull over. She gets out to talk to the little boy and discovers that he has 6 little puppies in the wagon. She comments on how nice they are and the little boy says "Thank you ma'm, they're Republicans!" Of course Barbara is extremely pleased by this.
A few days later, George decides to take a morning jog down to McDonalds, which is close to the park, and Barbara mentions that if he should see a little boy with a wagon he should stop and talk to him. Well, George sees the little boy with his wagon and puppies so he tells the little boy, "what nice puppies those are!" The boy says, "Thank you sir. They're Democrats!" "Wait a minute," says George, "You told Barbara that they were Republicans." The boy responds, "Yes sir, they were, but now their eyes are open!"
A few days later, George decides to take a morning jog down to McDonalds, which is close to the park, and Barbara mentions that if he should see a little boy with a wagon he should stop and talk to him. Well, George sees the little boy with his wagon and puppies so he tells the little boy, "what nice puppies those are!" The boy says, "Thank you sir. They're Democrats!" "Wait a minute," says George, "You told Barbara that they were Republicans." The boy responds, "Yes sir, they were, but now their eyes are open!"