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Don in Austin
02-05-10, 05:40 AM
The 12 year old Arkansas girl and her mother were having a heart to heart talk:

"Mommy, I've been having unprotected sex. What if I become pregnant?"

"Its OK Honey. Your dad got a vasectomy."

Don in Austin

Elkhound
02-08-10, 10:58 AM
Arkansas or West Virginia?
AdamDZ
02-08-10, 12:50 PM
Brother and sister decided to fool around bit. After they're done she says "Know what? you're so much better at this than Dad!" He replies: "Yeah, I know, Mom says the same thing..."

Adam

creator
03-17-10, 05:04 AM
what a family..marvelous please dont tell your names...lolz...
knoregs
03-18-10, 12:11 AM
Daddy, daddy!! Get off me!!! You're crushing my cigarettes!
probe1957
03-18-10, 08:15 AM
In WV, when a man and his wife get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
linux_author
03-19-10, 05:24 AM
in WV, a BBQ and family reunion is known as 'seeding the gene pool'