Jokes & Humor - Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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AdamDZ
02-08-10, 12:52 PM
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person from Human Resources.
...and the number one reason TO GO TO WORK NAKED:
1. Your boss will stop yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 9:00!"


ahsposo
02-08-10, 04:48 PM
As soon as it gets a little warmer...

creator
03-17-10, 05:03 AM
nice one... i enjoyed the first one as in numbers...


trackhub
03-23-10, 05:49 PM
Boy, I don't know... I'm always suspicious of human resource types.

DX-MAN
04-05-10, 09:54 PM
OMG, these are better than the Top 10 Letterman did for Harry Smith's colonoscopy!