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UnsafeAlpine
02-09-10, 05:27 AM
You know what they say, right? Diamonds are forever... Well, the natural state of carbon (which is what diamonds are) is carbon graphite, eg, charcoal. Diamonds will eventually break down and turn to graphite but charcoal will remain charcoal. If you want to give a gift that will truly mirror your love for her, give her a hunk of charcoal this Valentine's day.

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bobfromwaco
02-09-10, 08:31 AM
No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.
gitarzan
02-09-10, 09:21 AM
Unsafe. You can tell us about the breakup on feb 15th.

ModoVincere
02-09-10, 09:24 AM
No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.

+1
Siu Blue Wind
02-09-10, 09:29 AM
So are you telling us in a round about way that you are getting hitched?
jsharr
02-09-10, 10:30 AM
No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.


+1

Thanks guys, now I am in the mood for BBQ'd streetwalker........................... :-(
SingingSabre
02-09-10, 10:38 AM
Thanks guys, now I am in the mood for BBQ'd streetwalker........................... :-(

I have some leftovers. Cooked 'er up only 2 days ago. Still good.
jsharr
02-09-10, 10:57 AM
I have some leftovers. Cooked 'er up only 2 days ago. Still good.

does it come with fries?
SingingSabre
02-09-10, 11:04 AM
does it come with fries?

Nope. Fires.

EDIT: Yeah, sure. :)
RUOkie
02-09-10, 11:10 AM
I like UA's idea. It starts the prep for March 14th. :innocent:






:love::love:

Steak and BJ day!
ModoVincere
02-09-10, 11:19 AM
I've knows some people that could put that charcoal where the sun don't shine and you'd have a diamond in week they were so tight.
CbadRider
02-09-10, 02:04 PM
Spend the diamond money on a really good bottle of wine. Then you can both enjoy it.
<3 2 Ride
02-09-10, 02:30 PM
So are you telling us in a round about way that you are getting hitched?

He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

:innocent:
edbikebabe
02-09-10, 03:04 PM
He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

:innocent:

I picture that getting messy. Unless you could put clear nail polish or something over top of it....
CbadRider
02-09-10, 07:37 PM
He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

:innocent:

Forget charcoal and diamonds. I want the One Ring of Power:

http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/pics/things/onering.jpg
Tude
02-09-10, 07:37 PM
I have the popcorn!!! Who has the beer!???!!

http://www.opticstalk.com/uploads/3182/popcorn.jpg
Siu Blue Wind
02-09-10, 09:44 PM
Forget charcoal and diamonds. I want the One Ring of Power:

http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/pics/things/onering.jpg


Pwnd.