Foo - I must be a mutant
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Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.
Don't scroll down if you are offended by certain biological functions.
I can defecate and urinate at the same time, simultaneously.
10 Wheels
02-14-10, 10:19 AM
That is important to be able to do that.
just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
Been there, done that. It was so violent that I fell off the pot and smashed my face into the tub.
Grishnak
02-14-10, 11:04 AM
Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
yes, I'd be concerned too if farts were coming out of your nose, nostrils, ears and tear ducts while you were respirating through your butt.
Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
Challenge accepted. I'm going to need beer and some Buffalo wings. Probably wouldn't hurt to have some refried beans as well.
Should I warn the family of the attempt?
Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
gitarzan
02-14-10, 02:39 PM
Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
As long as it's all on the dry-ish side, it's OK.
StupidlyBrave
02-14-10, 02:43 PM
Let us know how life in the circus sideshow business goes. ;)
Let us know how life in the circus sideshow business goes. ;)
You calling me a freak?? Aw, I didn't know anyone actually noticed...:o
coasting
02-14-10, 04:36 PM
Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.
Don't scroll down if you are offended by certain biological functions.
no one can possibly be offended.
no one can possibly be offended.Truer words were never typed onto a screen when it comes to Foo.
ilikebikes
02-14-10, 05:42 PM
I woke up a few morning with super hearing, the doc couldn't explain it and all three time it went away within 24 hours, my wife just thinks I'm weird. =0(
StupidlyBrave
02-14-10, 08:50 PM
You calling me a freak??
No
No
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Yes
busted knuckles
02-14-10, 09:54 PM
just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
used to call that sunday morning.
arej00dazed
02-15-10, 05:16 AM
what sux is when you sneeze and fart at the same time......in a quiet office environment!
rumrunn6
02-15-10, 06:44 AM
so glad you shared that with us. NOT!
when given the choice, which would you do 1st? throw up or let go with diarrhea?
or can you do both of those simultaneously as well?
hahahahaha
FlatTop
02-15-10, 10:01 AM
Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
I can do that, but then I suffer from shartness of breath.
Anyone else like to eat and poo at the same time?
FlatTop
02-15-10, 01:37 PM
Depends.
StupidlyBrave
02-15-10, 02:25 PM
^^Required or simply as insurance?
FlatTop
02-15-10, 03:06 PM
I've found them indisposable on occasion.
Daspydyr
02-15-10, 05:00 PM
I'm so blessed to have scrolled down, my month is complete. What more can happen in this month?
PS: I did the cough puke diahreha whizzing thing and fell face first into a heating grate.
MillCreek
02-15-10, 06:45 PM
This is simply multi-tasking taken to a high level. Think of all the time that you save.
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