Foo - 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/20_000_tons_of_pubic_hair_trimmed)
Where do they get these statistics?

There's a huge spike every year in the first half of February," said Brooks Watson, who is head of sales at Schick, makers of the TrimStyle razor for women. "The rest of the year, Americans generate about 50,000 tons of total trimmings, but in the week before this special holiday we see a massive jump. It's a veritable clear-cutting down there."

I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.

I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.

It's smooth because they shave.

It's smooth because they shave.


shhhh............. loose lips sink ships

I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.

Yeah, it really brings a tear to your eye. :cry:

:lol:

personal trimming still varies by season, and plummets to levels almost as low as Greece's during the week of Thanksgiving.

that... is a lot of pubic hair...


think the recycling programs will ever put them to good use?

The merkin industry must love Valentines Day.

they should stuff pillows with pubic hair

Yeah, it really brings a tear to your eye. :cry:

so does straight pubic hair.......

they should stuff pillows with pubic hair

PM me your address and I'll be glad to oblige you.
Hey, we can get donations from all of Foo!
Who wants to donate their pube waste to coasting's pillow?

hmm....maybe they should make wigs with it.

PM me your address and I'll be glad to oblige you.
Hey, we can get donations from all of Foo!
Who wants to donate their pube waste to coasting's pillow?

I will....does ass hair count too?

i don't feel well all of a sudden.

i don't feel well all of a sudden.

why do you hate donkeys so much?

hmm....maybe they should make wigs with it.

see post 8 above.........

does anyone know why pubes are curly?

So you won't poke your eye out.

Beard wigs! I mean, beards are just face pubes, right?

does anyone know why pubes are curly?

it's because you don't groom them as often as your head hair.

Beard wigs! I mean, beards are just face pubes, right?

sometimes. :innocent:

I knew this was gonna be a good Foo topic the moment I saw the article.

it's because you don't groom them as often as your head hair.

lies.

uh,,, i mean,,, yeah. crap. :o

I knew this was gonna be a good Foo topic the moment I saw the article.


Someone had to post this, it might as well be me.

http://www.polkout.com/picardfacepalm.jpg

Picard shaved the wrong head it appears.................

it's because you don't groom them as often as your head hair.
Speak for yourself. I perm mine.

I think there is a word missing a beginning S above.......

I think there is a word missing a beginning S above.......

"Speak for yourself. I perm smine."

"Speak for yourself. I perm smine."

Close.

"Speak for yourself. ¡Si! Perm mine!"

Close.

"Speak for yourself. ¡Si! Perm mine!"


Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

Close.

"Speak for yourself. ¡Si! Perm mine!"
Just coughed beer up my nose. Again. :thumb:

If you can spin dog hair into yarn (true), you can certainly do the same thing with da pubes. Think of all the hats and scarves you could knit with all that! Think of it as a corporal work of mercy... :)

OMG that s soo funny! hahahahahahahaa

someone had to post this, it might as well be me.

http://www.polkout.com/picardfacepalm.jpg

rofl

How does Christmas compare to other seasons ?

How does Christmas compare to other seasons ?

I think hair removal cream is used more commonly at Christmas. I seem to recall a line from the Night Before Christmas

"The stockings were hung by the chimney with Nair, in hopes that St. Nickalaus soon would be bare."

I think hair removal cream is used more commonly at Christmas. I seem to recall a line from the Night Before Christmas

"The stockings were hung by the chimney with Nair, in hopes that St. Nickalaus soon would be bare."

Gawd, I love the classics. :beer:

does anyone know why pubes are curly?

Hair is made of protein and like most proteins gets affected by heeeat. So when you sit on ur ass all day your pubes get all curly. Heat changes proteins. Get a fever past 98.6 degrees and ur brain will cook like an egg. Mmmmm eggs. Hence the good and bad hair days are probably due to how you sleep at night with ur hair. Do you sleep on it and let heat change it to curly?