Foo - Have you ever had the feeling that your SO is trying to off you?

I was just served a large plateful of perogies swimming in a thick muchroom cream sauce, with a ring of bacon wrapping around the edge of the plate. :( I normally wouldn't be too concerned, however my wife's great, great grandfather was poisoned by his wife. Does this type of thing get passed down from generation to generation? :twitchy:

I don't know if the propensity to poison is hereditary but heart disease is. Eat 'em up...

Happy eating,

Mike

I'm still trying to teach my wife what that big white thing in the kitchen that gets hot is.

every day! :twitchy: ;)

I don't know if the propensity to poison is hereditary but heart disease is. Eat 'em up...

Happy eating,

Mike

Well I'm still alive. Once I had a couple of perogies, I had to scarf down the rest. The bacon was dessert :love:

every day! :twitchy: ;)

Just remember to sit with your back to a wall, and always be prepared to duck.

I'm always careful of the almond flavored cookies my partner bakes.

I shall not contribute to this thread... gonna follow it closely tho

Yep. You're going, down just like Ruben is.

I am the cook so no worries..

Funny you should bring this up. My wife has been dropping hints lately that I'm worth 3x more dead than alive...

I don't have to worry about her poisoning me, though. She cooks like maybe 4 times a year. Makes a big batch of something that she swears is the best tasting stuff evar. She has one serving and the leftovers go in the freezer for months.

Lessons learned from the thread so far... don't tell your SO how much is your life insurance payout.

Lessons learned from the thread so far... don't tell your SO how much is your life insurance payout.
Wouldn't have done me any good, as she knows about the company paid life and she sold me the other policy when she was still in the insurance field.

My wife reads those true crime stories. When I see her reading ones about wives killing husbands, I wonder...

The good part is they get caught in the end and I've already explained to her there is no shopping in jail.

I was just served a large plateful of perogies swimming in a thick muchroom cream sauce, with a ring of bacon wrapping around the edge of the plate. :( I normally wouldn't be too concerned, however my wife's great, great grandfather was poisoned by his wife. Does this type of thing get passed down from generation to generation? :twitchy:

Mmmm perogies.

Funny you should bring this up. My wife has been dropping hints lately that I'm worth 3x more dead than alive...

I don't have to worry about her poisoning me, though. She cooks like maybe 4 times a year. Makes a big batch of something that she swears is the best tasting stuff evar. She has one serving and the leftovers go in the freezer for months.


Wouldn't have done me any good, as she knows about the company paid life and she sold me the other policy when she was still in the insurance field.

I assume you sleep with one eye open?

Lessons learned from the thread so far... don't tell your SO how much is your life insurance payout.

Let's update the Lessons learned a bit ... never, NEVER let your spouse sell you life insurance :twitchy:

My wife reads those true crime stories. When I see her reading ones about wives killing husbands, I wonder...

The good part is they get caught in the end and I've already explained to her there is no shopping in jail.

Ooh, good point! I'll remember to use that. Might just add a few years to my life.

My wife reads those true crime stories. When I see her reading ones about wives killing husbands, I wonder...

The good part is they get caught in the end and I've already explained to her there is no shopping in jail.

She is only reading about those that WERE caught...:innocent:

OK, lesson #2... Thou shall convince your wife that everything on CSI is real and EVERYBODY always get caught.

she's not trying to off you. she's being super nice and feeding you delicious bad food to soften you up for some kind of terrible news.

congratulations...octuplets!

she's not trying to off you. she's being super nice and feeding you delicious bad food to soften you up for some kind of terrible news.

congratulations...octuplets!

Or she was in MV's place last week, and is about to break the news. :innocent:

I love home made pierogies, (like Oma used to make)!

My suggestion: Ride more... so you can eat more pierogies. :)

She periodically keeps threatening to kill me. I *think* she's kidding...

It freaks me out a little that this thread and "She actually pulled it off" are so close together... :twitchy:

The Girl would never do me in. She can't reach stuff on the top shelves, and nobody would walk the dog.

Stepladders and dogwalkers exsist for a reason,don't be too sure. :D

I would worry but it would speed up the poison rushing to my brain. I'll tell you the same thing my grandfather told me. "Avenge ME! "

the big bottle of cyanide was a bit of a give away.

We all gotta go sometime. You are just gonna go sooner, and on a full stomach.