Foo - someone farted

Holy crap.....and its awful! I'm gonna have to go outside and get some fresth air....and its freaking 25 outside. Sheesh!

You smelt it, you dealt it.

is this at work? in the office?

is this at work? in the office?

yes it was......and it stank!

if you find out who did it, you can snitch to HR and have him or her fired.

make a smelly, have your life destroyed. that'll learn him. tough on farts, tough on the causes of farts. be firm.

if you find out who did it, you can snitch to HR and have him or her fired.

make a smelly, have your life destroyed. that'll learn him. tough on farts, tough on the causes of farts. be firm.

Are you limey's that far gone? Fired over a fart? Seriously?

i think i might have over-reacted

i think i might have over-reacted

:lol:

At least you admit it.

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:notamused:

I like farts
Yes, I like farts!
Big ones small ones long ones short ones
I like farts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec

If you could get fired over a fart, my life would be a series of one day stints. Heck, sometimes I fart during the interview process, just to let them know that the beauty that is jsharr comes with some strings attached.

I like farts
Yes, I like farts!
Big ones small ones long ones short ones
I like farts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec


LOL! thats was ****in' great! LOL!

I thought there was this guy code for farting... first let me say, women don't fart so they are exempt from this discussion. My friends have told me all about the office rules...if you can't make it to the bathroom you are suppose to go to the elevator and do it in there otherwise you are suppose to "crop dust" through the office to spead out the stank... isn't that true?

i do not recommend letting rip in the elevator. even if you are alone. you really don't want to do that.

I thought there was this guy code for farting... first let me say, women don't fart so they are exempt from this discussion. My friends have told me all about the office rules...if you can't make it to the bathroom you are suppose to go to the elevator and do it in there otherwise you are suppose to "crop dust" through the office to spead out the stank... isn't that true?

the best place to let one rip would be amongst the smokers, or a Greek restaurant.

actually, to cover yourself for any farting stench, be sure to pack Greek food, Italian Sausages and French cheese.

There was a really hot girl in the office of a car dealership I worked for years ago. The other girls in the office thought she was the mystery farter.

the best place to let one rip would be amongst the smokers, or a Greek restaurant.

Be sure to pack yourself with Greek food, Italian Sausages and French cheese actually, to enshroud yourself in farting stench,.

jsharrded it for you.

LOL! thats was ****in' great! LOL!

+1 Poor Meg...:lol:

i do not recommend letting rip in the elevator. even if you are alone. you really don't want to do that.

No what you do is call the elevator, when the doors open, quickly back in, fart, and then leave, sending the elevator up on its own. No one the wiser. Isn't this in the "Guy Code"?

No what you do is call the elevator, when the doors open, quickly back in, fart, and then leave, sending the elevator up on its own. No one the wiser. Isn't this in the "Guy Code"?


We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you. We cannot speak about the "Guy code"

We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you. We cannot speak about the "Guy code"

Well it's actually more like guidelines.

talking about guy code, the use of public toilet urinals does follow a strict code that every guy seems to understand instinctively.

talking about guy code, the use of public toilet urinals does follow a strict code that every guy seems to understand instinctively.

Sadly, not every guy. I was in a bar last weekend, 3 urinals, the guy who walked in ahead of me took the center one. I mean, WTF?

I like letting a SBD out as I'm walking around the classroom. Students will go ballistic blaming each other but never me. ;) It's like teachers don't fart.

Colleagues have corroborated my observations.


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if you find out who did it, you can snitch to HR and have him or her fired.

make a smelly, have your life destroyed. that'll learn him. tough on farts, tough on the causes of farts. be firm.
I know that this ^ was in jest, but it brings up a topic of discussion my wife and I had.

She asked me if I thought excessive flatulence could be construed as harassment. There is one guy on her "team" (repair/refurb cell phones) that is constantly breaking wind with glee. He'll sound off fake ones with his mouth, or makes an announcement to get people's attention prior to leaning to one side. The eruptions are invariably followed by his laughter. Apparently, the restroom is only a few steps from his workstation, but he prefers to make a scene.

It's torquing my wife off (gotta love that redhead temper :D).

I know that this ^ was in jest, but it brings up a topic of discussion my wife and I had.

She asked me if I thought excessive flatulence could be construed as harassment. ).
I see what you did there.

Worse than an elevator? A one-piece snowsuit. Whenever I smell ass, I think of my first season in the arctic.

THERE'S NOWHERE FOR IT TO GO! :cry:

Worse than an elevator? A one-piece snowsuit. Whenever I smell ass, I think of my first season in the arctic.

THERE'S NOWHERE FOR IT TO GO! :cry:

gimpsuit....if you need more info, jsharr can help you with that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOrT0X8i8zI.............

gimpsuit....if you need more info, jsharr can help you with that.

yes, yes I can.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2SuzbhvqQ

yes, yes I can.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2SuzbhvqQ

Dear lord, I'll bet that stung! It's like a full body rubber band snap.

Did you know that it's only called "flatulence" when it's excessive. When not excessive it's simply "flatus."

My question is how do you know when it's excessive?

Did you know that it's only called "flatulence" when it's excessive. When not excessive it's simply "flatus."

My question is how do you know when it's excessive?

That is like the definition of pornography. I know it when I see it. Or in this case I know it when I smell it!

That is like the definition of pornography. I know it when I see it. Or in this case I know it when I smell it!

there is porn that caters to that actually... soft core flatulence
actually, it's not even considered porn, just 18+

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O64qZ3ODZ-s..

Did you know that it's only called "flatulence" when it's excessive. When not excessive it's simply "flatus."

My question is how do you know when it's excessive?

When it affects your life and those around you.

Question if you are alone when you fart and no one but you smells it... is it still flatus?

I like flautas. Mmmmmmmmmmmm flautas.

Well, gotta go to lunch now. I hope we're having flautas today!