Gojohnnygo.
08-19-04, 12:05 PM
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck. They found
themselves stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky
was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep
started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the
dog got jealous and began growling fiercely until the redneck took his
arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned
over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
themselves stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky
was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep
started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the
dog got jealous and began growling fiercely until the redneck took his
arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned
over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"