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jsharr
03-10-10, 10:19 AM
If Chuck Norris aged, he would be 70 today.

Oh and Eboo rocks. She pointed this out to me on a little known social networking site called FaceBook.

HardyWeinberg
03-10-10, 10:25 AM
70? Time for an elastic wasteband on those stretchy karate jeans.
Fast Cloud
03-10-10, 10:44 AM
He's seventy years old and would still kick my ass...damn. :twitchy: :notamused:

Metzinger
03-10-10, 10:50 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't get older, just meaner.
pgoat
03-10-10, 10:52 AM
70 years ago when little chuck norris' behind was slapped, a doctor got a roundhouse baby kick to the face
jsharr
03-10-10, 11:03 AM
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
jsharr
03-10-10, 11:04 AM
Chuck Norris does not blow out candles. He just shows them his beard and they blow themselves out.
ModoVincere
03-10-10, 11:29 AM
Chuck can kick any basses arse.
rumrunn6
03-10-10, 12:29 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!
rumrunn6
03-10-10, 12:34 PM
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/chuck-norris.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zLKG96eocec/SNno1ER_LfI/AAAAAAAAAHw/YkdkcWWwbkM/s400/Chuck+Norris.jpg
http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/chuck-norris-album9-thumb-259x267.jpg
crackerjab
03-10-10, 02:25 PM
Only Chuck Norris know how old Chuck Norris is.
jsharr
03-10-10, 02:28 PM
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once. Now they are simply referred to as the Islands.
crackerjab
03-10-10, 02:33 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/Random/chucknorris.jpg

This sign is about thirty miles away from where my parents live. I chuckle every time I drive home and see it.
jsharr
03-10-10, 02:35 PM
that needs to be vandalized, creatively.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/chucknorris.jpg
crackerjab
03-10-10, 02:59 PM
that needs to be vandalized, creatively.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/chucknorris.jpg


Awesome. Meet me there. Westbound lane on US84 in Vidalia, La.
pgoat
03-22-10, 01:05 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!

it was a good try.

Jsharr also gets bonus points for working the beard into his post
ilikebikes
03-22-10, 03:52 PM
Chuck Norris is so scary that he looked into the mirror and when he saw his own image looking back he got so scared that he turned into a *****!
WilliamK1974
03-22-10, 08:07 PM
Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris...