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aadhils
03-12-10, 09:42 AM
How about 85 years? :love:

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Worlds-record-longest-marriage-Herbert-and-Zelmyra-Fisher.aspx?cp-searchtext=Worlds%20record%20longest%20marriage%20Herbert%20and%20Zelmyra%20Fisher&gt1=36010

bobfromwaco
03-12-10, 09:51 AM
I hate how everything was a link. Ladies, crushing a mans spirit early is the trick.
chipcom
03-12-10, 10:18 AM
Ladies, crushing a mans pecker early is the trick.

fify

Baboo
03-12-10, 10:29 AM
I think the expectation is the same as the verbal contract one agrees to in the ceremony "till death do us part".
jsharr
03-12-10, 10:30 AM
Until I get paraoled or traded for a pack of smokes.

Yes Bossed it for you.
UmneyDurak
03-12-10, 12:14 PM
I think the expectation is the same as the verbal contract one agrees to in the ceremony "till death do us part".

Well you know what they say about verbal contracts. :roflmao2:
chipcom
03-12-10, 12:18 PM
Well you know what they say about verbal contracts. :roflmao2:

Though an oral contract might help. :innocent:
jsharr
03-12-10, 12:19 PM
I was always told it is impolite to speak with your mouth full.
ModoVincere
03-12-10, 12:37 PM
"How long is a marriage expected to last?"

How much does she talk? Is she willing to wear a gimp suit? Does pie get included in the marriage?
chipcom
03-12-10, 12:39 PM
I was always told it is impolite to speak with your mouth full.

then why are you speaking?
ModoVincere
03-12-10, 12:41 PM
then why are you speaking?

apparently, you aren't a moth full.
chipcom
03-12-10, 12:44 PM
apparently, you aren't a moth full.

That's right, I'm Moth man

http://www.rue-morgue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/118_mothman.jpeg
ModoVincere
03-12-10, 12:46 PM
That's right, I'm Moth man

http://www.rue-morgue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/118_mothman.jpeg

my typing doth fail me.
bobfromwaco
03-15-10, 09:52 AM
fify

Thanks! I knew she did something wrong.