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makhno
03-23-10, 11:13 PM
"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"


Keith99
03-24-10, 01:14 PM
Then a terrible racket broke out in the next room. Loud music and what sounded like women giggling and squeeling. When asked if it bothered him the fit old man replied, 'Nope, I got used to dad and his women, boozing and cheap cigars years ago'.