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artimus
03-27-10, 06:23 PM
I'd be dead to the world(and hoping so in the morning)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8591303.stm (BBC)


US man 'tried to revive dead opossum' in Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania police have charged a man with public drunkenness after reports that he tried to resuscitate a long-dead opossum on a highway.

State police said several witnesses had seen Donald Wolfe, 55, tending to the roadkill about 65 miles (105 km) north-east of the city of Pittsburgh.

One reported seeing Mr Wolfe kneel before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance.

Another reported seeing him give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the carcass.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier said the animal had been dead a while, the Associated Press news agency reports.

The opossum, colloquially known as a possum, is about the size of a domestic cat.

Such animals are known to feign death when threatened, giving rise to the phrase "playing possum".


:eek:


spry
03-27-10, 06:32 PM
Please refer to the last verse of the Rollin Stones,
"Start Me Up"

HardyWeinberg
03-27-10, 06:33 PM
Even to heimlich a living possum I'd need a substantially altered state


jsharr
03-27-10, 06:36 PM
It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.

rubic
03-27-10, 06:43 PM
How drunk would you have to be?

Blech!! Hopefully drunk enough that this, too, shall pass.

StupidlyBrave
03-27-10, 08:14 PM
Dammit, I'm a doctor!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/shawpower/Poll%20images/mccoy.jpg

StupidlyBrave
03-27-10, 08:16 PM
But can you believe someone else is dumb enough to try (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?631804-Let-it-go-man%21)?


;)

artimus
03-27-10, 08:46 PM
Same guy. The BBC grabs news from all around the world.


As I now realize that the other thread was posted this morning.

Does someone have a Homer Simpson jpeg for me. LOL

HigherGround
03-28-10, 12:52 AM
Finally, someone has embraced the American Red Cross' revolutionary new "Mouth to Snout" CPR technique.

redirekib
03-28-10, 02:09 AM
I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.

coasting
03-28-10, 12:15 PM
why was he arrested. he wasn't harming anyone. the animal was dead after all.

robertkat
03-28-10, 04:04 PM
I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.

Good thing I missed lunch today.
:eek:

Shadiyah
03-28-10, 05:34 PM
There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.

ModoVincere
03-28-10, 05:52 PM
There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.

+1

jsharr
03-28-10, 06:47 PM
There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.

this I believe


+1

this i believe to be a shameless attempt to divert attention away from his past.

DX-MAN
03-28-10, 07:29 PM
OK, then....

Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?

bobfromwaco
03-29-10, 10:19 AM
It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.

Did you smell my cologne? That's my opossum!

shouldberiding
03-29-10, 06:43 PM
OK, then....

Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?

I'd be too busy getting my stomach pumped at the time to be able to put my mouth on either.

phantomcow2
03-29-10, 08:10 PM
Haha, this took place in Brookeville, PA. Brookville PA is the town I first saw an moving Amish carriage in the road. Nice little mountain town.

Maelstrom
03-30-10, 09:45 AM
I would need more than alcohol, I know that. I have NEVER been that blind drunk...and that says a lot