Foo - How long can you hold it in?

so, how long can you hold your wee before having to release it?
what's your record?

Long enough --- unless I drink a Diet Coke. Then I'm lucky if I can make it to the toilet in time. Whatever is in that stuff really does a number on my bladder. :o

i tried to pee "coasting" in the snow. i was so close.

I held it long enough that when I was finally at the stalls, I figured I was a donkey... never peed that long in my life, ever.

i tried to pee "coasting" in the snow. i was so close.

I can only pee while coasting. Peeing whilst sprinting is reserved for race day.

Nope. When I gotta go, I gotta GO!

Ahhh! Fond memories of 'The Good Old Days'.

Back in my 'Bar Hopping' days I'd be good for about the first six 12 oz. beers, on a really good day maybe eight. Of course after the first release, the drinking interuptions were pretty much on pace with the rest of the crowd.

Not suprisingly they used to call me 'Old Iron B***s'!

EDIT: Of course these days I'm just a wheezin' and a whizzin'.

Ask this over in the 50+ forum. :)

The older you get the worse it gets. Especially for men.

Not long enough.

Reminds me of that scene from the second Austin Powers movie (or was it the third?)- The one were he was thawed out. I've woken up and had a couple of epic whiz fests like that.

Ask this over in the 50+ forum. :)

The older you get the worse it gets. Especially for men.

My opinion on that....excuse me....
{door slaming**
tinkle,tinkle,tinkle
shake,shake,shake
Flusssshhhhhh!........
is that it's not all about being 50+.

once i had to go once and held it in for 3 and a half hours. I hurt the next day. DAM traffic!

Not as long as the dog can...

Nope. When I gotta go, I gotta GO!


Same here. Once I thought I could get the kitty trays clean before using the bathroom, I was wrong! I ended up ripping the latex glove off and peeing in one of the kitty trays! LOL! True story.

My opinion on that....excuse me....
{door slaming**
tinkle,tinkle,tinkle
shake,shake,shake
Flusssshhhhhh!........
is that it's not all about being 50+.

isn't it more like tinkle tinkle tinkle... shake shake... oop, not done yet, tinkle tinkle tinlke...

It varies with the weather and the amount being hold.

I wet myself just trying to read through this thread.

I've gone 12 hours or so, not even thinking about it. If I drink a soda, though, I have to go right away.

If I really have to go, my back starts to itch and then when I get to the bathroom, it only tinkles out for about 20 minutes. Then I have to go constantly for the next day or two...

Because of my job (can't leave unless someone else is there), I have gone 5 hours without going every day for 6 years...

Till I have to pee. About eight hours?

I broke my leg peeing once. I held it in too long and when I eventually went, outside between 2 cars, I passed out twisting my leg like a pencil. snapped the large bone in the lower leg clean in half. when I woke up I was staring at a hub cap. the weird thing is (if the story isn't weird enough) is that when I tried to get up I was all zipped up and dry! I guess I must have finished up successfully before fainting.

I told this story to a few people over the years (as you might imagine) and one fellow told me the same thing happened to him - but in the bathroom and he hit his head on the sink. Apparently there is a condition or phenomenon where this can happen to men.

SO DON'T HOLD IT!

once i had to go once and held it in for 3 and a half hours. I hurt the next day. DAM traffic!

Keep in an empty bottle somewhere within reach for situations like that.

Keep in an empty bottle somewhere within reach for situations like that.

good old beer bottle with pee

good old beer bottle with pee

Personally I don't think I could fit in a beer bottle. Gatorade bottles are better because of the wide mouth an easily reclosable lid.

i'm doing an experiment. i havent peed for 6 hours. hanging in there.

Personally I don't think I could fit in a beer bottle. Gatorade bottles are better because of the wide mouth an easily reclosable lid.

have you seen dumb nd dumber?

I think I gotta ..............**** to late.

i would be very surrised if anyone can fill a pint bottle