Foo - Bicycle is my weapon

Saw on here someone had said the saying from full metal jacket about my rifle is my weapon,but replaced rifle with bike.Where could i find that on here??Thanks:thumb:

Here (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?632980-Bicycle-is-my-weapon)

It's known as the rifleman's creed.

Here (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?632980-Bicycle-is-my-weapon)

well your link just redirects me back to this thread...

The Randonneur's Creed (http://cliftongk1.livejournal.com/119041.html)

This is my bicycle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bicycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My bicycle, without me is useless. Without my bicycle, I am useless. I must ride my bicycle true. I must ride farther than any cyclist who is trying to catch me. I must pace him before he drops me. I will....

My bicycle and myself know that what counts in this ride is not the speed we travel, the noise of our chain, nor the dust we leave. We know that it is the miles that count. We will ride...

My bicycle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its saddle and its frame. I will keep my bicycle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...



(adapted from the Rifleman's Creed by Major General William H. Rupertus)

The Randonneur's Creed (http://cliftongk1.livejournal.com/119041.html)

This is my bicycle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bicycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My bicycle, without me is useless. Without my bicycle, I am useless. I must ride my bicycle true. I must ride farther than any cyclist who is trying to catch me. I must pace him before he drops me. I will....

My bicycle and myself know that what counts in this ride is not the speed we travel, the noise of our chain, nor the dust we leave. We know that it is the miles that count. We will ride...

My bicycle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its saddle and its frame. I will keep my bicycle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...



(adapted from the Rifleman's Creed by Major General William H. Rupertus)

Thanks bro!!

well your link just redirects me back to this thread...

:roflmao2:

OK, can someone come up with "this is my bike, this is my gun....?"

well your link just redirects me back to this thread...
Jeez, I wasted half an hour clicking through the threads before I realized that.

http://www.ashcancollection.com/

http://www.ashcancollection.com/

That would be a cool shirt to have...

OK, can someone come up with "this is my bike, this is my gun....?"

This is my bike, this is my wife.
Both are for riding, both are quite fun. :D

or, for some...

This is my bike, this is my wife.
Both are for riding, only one is any fun. :p