Foo - I just ate some turkey...

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pgoat
04-16-10, 09:02 AM
...and I think it was a bit "off" (past its throw-out date)


been nice knowing y'alls

jsharr
04-16-10, 09:06 AM
wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.
rumrunn6
04-16-10, 09:08 AM
hahaha

... sniff 1st

Tude
04-16-10, 09:25 AM
wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.

no no no - His moldy bread presented the proper cure for anything that might affect him!
pgoat
04-16-10, 09:34 AM
Amazingly, the bread was still good.
pgoat
04-16-10, 09:36 AM
wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.

Mmmmm....lumpy milk....


http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png
skijor
04-16-10, 09:38 AM
Mmmmm....Lumpy Milk....


Your pron name?
pgoat
04-16-10, 09:39 AM
Your pron name?

No, for that, I go by "Jett Skee"
UnsafeAlpine
04-16-10, 10:11 AM
Well, the benefit is that you'll be safe from being killed by your wife when she founds out you were hit by a car and didn't tell her... :innocent:
jsharr
04-16-10, 10:12 AM
Maybe she knew all along and planted the tainted turkey as part of her evil plan for revenge.
UnsafeAlpine
04-16-10, 10:14 AM
Maybe she knew all along and planted the tainted turkey as part of her evil plan for revenge.
+awesome
cyclokitty
04-16-10, 10:21 AM
Hit by a car and ate bad turkey? Maybe your wife shouldn't go away. You need her protection.
ilikebikes
04-16-10, 10:24 AM
...and I think it was a bit "off" (past its throw-out date)


been nice knowing y'alls


cannibal ;)
pgoat
04-16-10, 10:39 AM
Hit by a car and ate bad turkey? Maybe your wife shouldn't go away. You need her protection.

Bingo - I'm just lonely and acting out for attention.:p
pgoat
04-16-10, 10:42 AM
btw, the doctor saw me yesterday and said I'm fine - just some bruises and sprains. :injured:


Of course, that was before I ate turkey that is pink and firm on one side and yellow and sticky on the other.http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-9532.gif
jsharr
04-16-10, 10:53 AM
Pink and Firm, yellow and sticky. Dude, that was not turkey, that was stale Peeps left over from Easter....................
pgoat
04-16-10, 11:02 AM
Pink and Firm, yellow and sticky. Dude, that was not turkey, that was stale Peeps left over from Easter...1956

Backdated it for you
Snicklefritz
04-16-10, 11:59 AM
^^^ lol. Good thing I finished breakfast a while ago otherwise I would have spilled my cereal all over the keyboard.