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robncircus
04-19-10, 05:41 PM
When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg
I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.
FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing :thumb:
Rob
I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.
If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.
Siu Blue Wind
04-20-10, 09:05 AM
I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.
I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
That is the cool thing about art, it leaves so much up to the viewer to interpret.
If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.Be a rebel. Wear it on a chain around your neck.
I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
LOL <cough> ;)
wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:01 PM
When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg
I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.
FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing :thumb:
Rob
That is the worst looking flaming bullet I have ever seen. My 4 year old niece can draw better than that. At least I know what she is drawing.
StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 05:05 PM
^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?
I didn't think so :P
wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:12 PM
^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?
I didn't think so :P
Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.
wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:13 PM
"When I was 15"
That explains everything.
fuzzbox
04-20-10, 11:12 PM
I did that needle and indian ink once it looked fine but it was an outline. A bit later I got it redone with color added.
Shadiyah
04-20-10, 11:34 PM
We did really lame needle ink tattoos when we were 15, too. Just little dots on our wrists, and we thought we were totally badass. Mine disappeared.
Siu Blue Wind
04-20-10, 11:35 PM
Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.
Oh yes it does. :notamused:
But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored. :thumb:
wfin2004
04-21-10, 04:01 PM
Oh yes it does. :notamused:
But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored. :thumb:
Sorry. . .I meant to say it doesn't look like a flaming bullet. But it DOES look like cuttlefish, whale etc.
coasting
04-21-10, 04:24 PM
tattooing yourself? hahahahaha
coasting
04-21-10, 04:25 PM
i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.
i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.
Did you finish already and just forgot?
coasting
04-21-10, 04:36 PM
i think i cut off the wrong body part.
Paging Dr. John Wayne Bobbit
There's a guy at a local McDonalds that has **** YOU on his fingers.
sooprvylyn
04-21-10, 05:23 PM
Does nobody else have a bad tattoo? I'd post mine but I dont have my camera with me.
We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!
sooprvylyn
04-21-10, 05:38 PM
We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!
yeah we erased our knuckles till they bled too, man were we stupid.
ilikebikes
04-21-10, 06:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/worst-tattoo-ever.jpg
http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1504287
Wordbiker
04-22-10, 10:48 AM
http://a.giscos.free.fr/cinema/Acteur/H/HerveVillechaize.jpg
^can't believe it took that long :lol:
i'm thinking of operating on myself. A labotomy.
lol
I'm reminded of the song by Heywood Banks called, Teeny Tiny Tattoo. Can't find link to lyrics or tune.
http://a.giscos.free.fr/cinema/Acteur/H/HerveVillechaize.jpg
^can't believe it took that long :lol:
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR KIDS OR MOST VERTEBRATES. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4euYfheHQ&feature=related)
bobfromwaco
04-22-10, 12:39 PM
The worst part about that Tattoo is his drinking problem.
Siu Blue Wind
04-22-10, 12:41 PM
Wait. So now you are telling me that's a bottle in the whale's mouth and not a censored cussing issue?
The worst part about that Tattoo is his drinking problem.
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lodi781
04-24-10, 02:40 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g85/lodi781/mrcoolice.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g85/lodi781/mrcoolice.jpg
That is a whole series of bad tattoos.
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