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robncircus
04-19-10, 05:41 PM
When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg


I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.

FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing :thumb:

Rob


jsharr
04-20-10, 08:59 AM
I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.

jsharr
04-20-10, 09:00 AM
If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.


Siu Blue Wind
04-20-10, 09:05 AM
I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.

I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins

jsharr
04-20-10, 09:06 AM
I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins

That is the cool thing about art, it leaves so much up to the viewer to interpret.

GP
04-20-10, 09:19 AM
If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.Be a rebel. Wear it on a chain around your neck.

Tude
04-20-10, 01:15 PM
I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins

LOL <cough> ;)

wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:01 PM
When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg


I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.

FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing :thumb:

Rob

That is the worst looking flaming bullet I have ever seen. My 4 year old niece can draw better than that. At least I know what she is drawing.

StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 05:05 PM
^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?

I didn't think so :P

wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:12 PM
^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?

I didn't think so :P

Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.

wfin2004
04-20-10, 05:13 PM
"When I was 15"


That explains everything.

fuzzbox
04-20-10, 11:12 PM
I did that needle and indian ink once it looked fine but it was an outline. A bit later I got it redone with color added.

Shadiyah
04-20-10, 11:34 PM
We did really lame needle ink tattoos when we were 15, too. Just little dots on our wrists, and we thought we were totally badass. Mine disappeared.

Siu Blue Wind
04-20-10, 11:35 PM
Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.

Oh yes it does. :notamused:

But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored. :thumb:

wfin2004
04-21-10, 04:01 PM
Oh yes it does. :notamused:

But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored. :thumb:

Sorry. . .I meant to say it doesn't look like a flaming bullet. But it DOES look like cuttlefish, whale etc.

coasting
04-21-10, 04:24 PM
tattooing yourself? hahahahaha

coasting
04-21-10, 04:25 PM
i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.

RUOkie
04-21-10, 04:31 PM
i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.

Did you finish already and just forgot?

coasting
04-21-10, 04:36 PM
i think i cut off the wrong body part.

skijor
04-21-10, 05:17 PM
Paging Dr. John Wayne Bobbit

GP
04-21-10, 05:20 PM
There's a guy at a local McDonalds that has **** YOU on his fingers.

sooprvylyn
04-21-10, 05:23 PM
Does nobody else have a bad tattoo? I'd post mine but I dont have my camera with me.

ho hum
04-21-10, 05:35 PM
We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!

sooprvylyn
04-21-10, 05:38 PM
We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!

yeah we erased our knuckles till they bled too, man were we stupid.

ilikebikes
04-21-10, 06:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/robncircus/IMG00078-20100419-1517.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/worst-tattoo-ever.jpg

jsharr
04-22-10, 08:59 AM
http://www.43things.com/entries/view/1504287

Wordbiker
04-22-10, 10:48 AM
http://a.giscos.free.fr/cinema/Acteur/H/HerveVillechaize.jpg

skijor
04-22-10, 10:55 AM
^can't believe it took that long :lol:

trsidn
04-22-10, 11:01 AM
i'm thinking of operating on myself. A labotomy.

lol

ho hum
04-22-10, 11:24 AM
I'm reminded of the song by Heywood Banks called, Teeny Tiny Tattoo. Can't find link to lyrics or tune.

jsharr
04-22-10, 12:13 PM
http://a.giscos.free.fr/cinema/Acteur/H/HerveVillechaize.jpg


^can't believe it took that long :lol:


DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR KIDS OR MOST VERTEBRATES. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4euYfheHQ&feature=related)

bobfromwaco
04-22-10, 12:39 PM
The worst part about that Tattoo is his drinking problem.

Siu Blue Wind
04-22-10, 12:41 PM
Wait. So now you are telling me that's a bottle in the whale's mouth and not a censored cussing issue?

trsidn
04-22-10, 01:22 PM
The worst part about that Tattoo is his drinking problem.

was

lodi781
04-24-10, 02:40 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g85/lodi781/mrcoolice.jpg

ho hum
04-24-10, 04:15 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g85/lodi781/mrcoolice.jpg

That is a whole series of bad tattoos.