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StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 05:01 PM
Or jsharr, I could never get those two straight.

I've got a van, loaded with weapons. Packed up an ready to go.
I've got three passports, a couple of visas. You don't even know my real name.


StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 05:03 PM
I'm getting used to it now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGoEcIEv3_Y).

spry
04-20-10, 05:54 PM
Taking Heads!love their tunes!
He's an avid road cyclist in New York I think.
Picture that singer with gray hair/beard and that wild zombie stare,could it be Pete of Chester in 2010?

Jsharr seemed mild by Foo standards,is he really offline for awhile?


StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 06:06 PM
He'll be back.

And he'll be hungry for braaains

patentcad
04-20-10, 06:55 PM
They never ban me. But I'm going to ban myself soon.

AllenG
04-20-10, 07:05 PM
Hello, hello, this is Monkeywrench, come in,
Calling Money Hutch headquarters.
Tell Smoky Grayhead the « bus stopper » is a guy.
Tell « Mister Magden » to check on the « chocolate (shotput?). »
And I thought this was a glamorous job.
Well, there's that man who's got everything that he needs
And when the world is falling in he'll never bleed
He goes by Jones in Istanbul and Smith in Peru
His job's never through
It's time to start this little game of cat and mouse
And try to keep one step ahead––there's strangers in the house
His watch is really a radio, his gun a pen
He knows that it's all gone, no mom, nobody wins

Shaken, not stirred, okay?
I'm really tired of wearing these sunglasses.

cuda2k
04-20-10, 08:08 PM
Bad Puns (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?638433-Ban-Jshar-for-bad-puns). I also ban for asking why people are banned. But I'll let you off with a warning. This time. Maybe. Probably. Likely. I'll decide after dinner. You'd better hope it's a good dinner. Really good dinner. What was I talking about?

StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 08:16 PM
Bad puns are good for the soul. ;)

StupidlyBrave
04-20-10, 09:06 PM
Inimica fidei hostis pudicitiae !!111!!

pgoat
04-21-10, 03:43 AM
They never spank me. But I'm going to spank myself soon.

Perved it up for you

pgoat
04-21-10, 03:44 AM
He'll be back.

And he'll be hungry for waffles

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs444.ash1/24484_389346391949_679376949_3813942_2435357_n.jpg

UnsafeAlpine
04-21-10, 06:06 AM
Is jshart unbananaed yet?

ModoVincere
04-21-10, 07:23 AM
Is jshart unbananaed yet?

did you remove the banana? If not, then no.

cuda2k
04-21-10, 08:36 AM
now sure about jshart, but I believe jsharr has a few hours left. Ya'll wanted him banned for bad puns, I suppose if the consensus is that he's served his time for said bad puns one could be persuaded to lift the ban a little early.

RUOkie
04-21-10, 08:40 AM
now sure about jshart, but I believe jsharr has a few hours left. Ya'll wanted him banned for bad puns, I suppose if the consensus is that he's served his time for said bad puns one could be persuaded to lift the ban a little early.

NO!!!! I wanted jshar banned! Not jsharr! And I just ate the bananna. (that waffle looks pretty good too!)

StupidlyBrave
04-21-10, 08:43 AM
What, is this some sort of Spanish Inquisition?

ModoVincere
04-21-10, 08:46 AM
NO!!!! I wanted jshar banned! Not jsharr! And I just ate the bananna. (that waffle looks pretty good too!)

ewwwwwwww

RUOkie
04-21-10, 08:49 AM
What, is this some sort of Spanish Inquisition?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (cue Monty Python embedded clip)

RUOkie
04-21-10, 08:50 AM
ewwwwwwww

It was good!!!!

But what about the bandana?

aadhils
04-21-10, 08:56 AM
What happened to his bass is what I wanna know.

ModoVincere
04-21-10, 08:57 AM
What happened to his bass is what I wanna know.

It was released, but it promptly turned over on its side and floated downstream.

StupidlyBrave
04-21-10, 09:04 AM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (cue Monty Python embedded clip)

I'll bet jshar was going crazy at not being able to reply to that. He's probably stuck in the comfy chair. *shudders*

ModoVincere
04-21-10, 09:10 AM
I'll bet jshar was going crazy at not being able to reply to that. He's probably stuck in the comfy chair. *shudders*

http://bluegirlredstate.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c717753ef0115707d1f1e970c-800wi

jsharr
04-21-10, 09:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o

UnsafeAlpine
04-21-10, 09:26 AM
Ahhh!!! He's back, everybody run! *ducks out*

ModoVincere
04-21-10, 09:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o

you know...I should watch that movie someday.

StupidlyBrave
04-21-10, 09:29 AM
..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front_%281930_film%29_poster.jpg/200px-All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front_%281930_film%29_poster.jpg

jdon
04-21-10, 09:40 AM
Ahhh!!! He's back, everybody run! *ducks out*

and deserving of a black star.

RUOkie
04-21-10, 09:42 AM
Hey Jsharr:

How many eggs can you eat in an hour?

(I LOVE that movie!)

jsharr
04-21-10, 09:47 AM
Hey Jsharr:

How many eggs can you eat in an hour?

(I LOVE the carwash scene in that movie!)

yeah, I knew you would.

jccaclimber
04-21-10, 09:58 AM
and deserving of a black star.
What does the dark star mean?

FlatTop
04-21-10, 01:32 PM
Luuu-ciiiillle.

Welcome back, Luke.

StupidlyBrave
04-21-10, 01:39 PM
What does the dark star mean?

Evil. As pure as can be.