Foo - is homestay a safe way to stay in USA?

Most probably, I will come to US soon and continue my education over there. As I cannot handle washing machine and the stench from the toilet, I prefer homestay as a way to live in the US. But americans, have u ever heard any tragedies about homestay? For example, being desexed suddenly, axx hole being raped, forced to intercourse with the grannies?:cry::cry::cry:
If those words disturb you, I apologize.:innocent:

I dunno - is it any more dangerous than couch surfing in iceland, or staying in a hostel with 50 strange guys in Germany?

Honestly, if I was opening up my home to people via websites like couchsurfing.net or homestay, I'd be more concerned that they'd drug me, rob me blind, then burn down my house than the other way around.

I think the biggest problem will be finding a home that you are compatible with in terms of lifestyle and religion.

you DO realize that a homestay is NOT an adoption? Master the washing machine, QW, and find an apartment - with or without roommates.

If the host is named Hannibal Lecter or Freddie Kreuger or John Wayne Gacy.....maybe not.

You want to share a house with someone because you can't stand washing machines and toilets? I think **** is the least of your worries.

For example, being desexed suddenly

Actually, being desexed suddenly is highly preferable to having it done slowly.


forced to intercourse with the grannies?

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.


As I cannot handle...the stench from the toilet

Learn to flush.

I think the biggest problem will be finding a home that you are compatible with in terms of lifestyle and religion.
For the religion aspect, christian will be placed on my priority list. (less opportunity for encountering the tragedies)
For the lifestyle aspect, it doesn't a big matter for me, as I have my own daily routine, and won't have not much time left to have fun with them. Of course, if there is a beautiful sister under 16, it would be an exceptional case.

:twitchy::twitchy:

Ladies and Gentlemen. Please don't feed the troll.

Anthony

i saw an american documentary about serial killers. Apparenty at any one time there are 8 serial killers active. So, do you feel lucky?

i saw an american documentary about serial killers. Apparenty at any one time there are 8 serial killers active. So, do you feel lucky?


http://snigs1spot.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.jpg

well, do ya punk?

OP Do you remember in your other thread how I asked if you were sponsored and how you were planning your stay? There was a reason.

I have had student renters at my house near the University for 7 years now. Each year I have a new set of renters and we meet and discuss compatibility and renter agreements. As long as the house rules and the house mates are respected, there should be no problem. The only incident where I had to ask someone to leave is when he started to bring his over night guest to stay at the house for several weeks and it was unfair to the tenants to pay that person's share of utilities.

You should be relatively safe as long as communication is open not only with the house mates but with your family as well. Using your instincts and common sense are vital also.

siu the switch knife homestay host...

that's one of the 8. 7 more to go.

what about living in a dorm?

siu the switch knife homestay host...

that's one of the 8. 7 more to go.

Do you think she keeps the ears, or does she sell them to jsharr?

I think x is more of an organ man, and I don't mean Hammond.

what about living in a dorm?

Yeah, this.

Just about every college/university around here that I know of requires that entering Freshmen stay on campus- either dorms or student apartments (owned/managed by the school). I have a niece who graduated from a local high school and attended the U of Tulsa. She was required to stay on campus at first, even though her parents house was less than 20 miles away. Something about making the transition easier...

But if the OP is looking at Grad School, well then the housing requirement doesn't apply.

College dorms, or rent an apartment. You don't plan to do the whole semester at a homestay, do you?

Hey, OP, you wouldn't happen to be related a female BF'er named Blue Banana Seat by any chance?

Most probably, I will come to US soon and continue my education over there. As I cannot handle washing machine and the stench from the toilet, I prefer homestay as a way to live in the US. But americans, have u ever heard any tragedies about homestay? For example, being desexed suddenly, axx hole being raped, forced to intercourse with the grannies?:cry::cry::cry:
If those words disturb you, I apologize.:innocent:

If you can't handle the washing machine, you're going to have a problem finding someone to stay with because once your clothes start smelling like the stench of the toilet you so despise, they'll ask you to leave. And by ask, I mean put all your stinky stuff outside and change the locks so you can't get back in. Learn how to wash your own stuff and it'll go a long way to helping you find people to live with. As for being "desexed suddenly", I'm assuming you mean haivng your johnson cut off suddenly or something like that. Maybe you've heard these stories from others who can't stand the washing machine and after repeated requests to wash the toilet-like stench out of your clothes (and repeated refusals because you can't handle the simple device called a washing machine), the hosts lost their minds and did the "desexing". If you can't fend off the grannies from forcing you to have intercourse, you have yet another whole set of problems... and if so, you might want to consider that if a granny can force you into intercourse, it may be the only female intercourse you'll wind up having; I don't know too many young women who are interested in such a wimp of a boy.


For the religion aspect, christian will be placed on my priority list. (less opportunity for encountering the tragedies)
For the lifestyle aspect, it doesn't a big matter for me, as I have my own daily routine, and won't have not much time left to have fun with them. Of course, if there is a beautiful sister under 16, it would be an exceptional case.

And this tells me that it's not the family that you have to worry about , but rather the pedophile the family may be bringing into their home.

^^^^ Yeah, "Arsenic and Old Lace" taken to a whole new level.

Most probably, I will come to US soon and continue my education over there. As I cannot handle washing machine and the stench from the toilet, I prefer homestay as a way to live in the US. But americans, have u ever heard any tragedies about homestay? For example, being desexed suddenly, axx hole being raped, forced to intercourse with the grannies?:cry::cry::cry:
If those words disturb you, I apologize.:innocent:

What kind of crap have you been reading on the tramp steamer trip to America?

Got 100$? Buy a house in Detroit.

Why don't you stay at the Y.M.C.A.? I hear they have everything that you need to enjoy, and
you can hang out with all the boys ...

Oh gee thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.

Oh gee thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.

What song? "Got $100. Buy a house in Detroit"?

To the OP, what are you planning on studying and what college accepted you? Yes, America is the home of sudden desexxing, axe hole **** murders and octagenerian sex offenders. Does nothing bad ever happen where you live? If so, can we all move there and watch the Oompa Loompas make the yummy chocolate and partake of the fizzy lifting drink?

It seems that sudden desexing would at least remove the granny problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU&feature=related

To the OP, what are you planning on studying and what college accepted you? Yes, American is the home of sudden desexxing, axe hole **** murders and octagenerian sex offenders. Does nothing bad ever happen where you live? If so, can we all move there and watch the Oompa Loompas make the yummy chocolate and partake of the fizzy lifting drink?


jsharr

have you ever thought of writing for the tourism board? We had an ad here for california and the line was pretty good...something about being in california is hard work and then images of wonderful vacation activities and ends with Arnie saying "when can you start". I think your axe murder line beats that.

jsharr

have you ever thought of writing for the tourism board? We had an ad here for california and the line was pretty good...something about being in california is hard work and then images of wonderful vacation activities and ends with Arnie saying "when can you start". I think your axe murder line beats that.

Those axe holes fired me after a mysterious spate of sudden desexxings. They said I should move to California.

Most probably, I will come to US soon and continue my education over there. As I cannot handle washing machine and the stench from the toilet, I prefer homestay as a way to live in the US. But americans, have u ever heard any tragedies about homestay? For example, being desexed suddenly, axx hole being raped, forced to intercourse with the grannies?:cry::cry::cry:
If those words disturb you, I apologize.:innocent:

Well yes it's called dessexed friday happy hour. Every Friday we find some poor grad student who can't handle laundry or toilet and we desex him and then let the grannies do their thing.

Hm... Desexed by axx raping grannies... sounds, kinky.

Most probably, I will come to US soon and continue my education over there. As I cannot handle washing machine and the stench from the toilet, I prefer homestay as a way to live in the US.
You apparently don't realize that no matter where you live, you will be expected to do your own laundry. And if you are staying in a house with other people, you will be expected to do your share of the housecleaning. That will probably include things like taking out the garbage and cleaning toilets. That's all part of being an adult, and if you can't handle those things, you might not be grown up enough to leave home.

You apparently don't realize that no matter where you live, you will be expected to do your own laundry. And if you are staying in a house with other people, you will be expected to do your share of the housecleaning. That will probably include things like taking out the garbage and cleaning toilets. That's all part of being an adult, and if you can't handle those things, you might not be grown up enough to leave home.

This. The government here doesn't do your laundry or clean your toilets... yet.

You apparently don't realize that no matter where you live, you will be expected to do your own laundry. And if you are staying in a house with other people, you will be expected to do your share of the housecleaning. That will probably include things like taking out the garbage and cleaning toilets. That's all part of being an adult, and if you can't handle those things, you might not be grown up enough to leave home.


that's a bit harsh. leaving home and learning to take responsibility for yourself is part of growing up. how many people are brave enough to not just leave home but to go to a strange foreign land, foreign culture, language etc. amongst no one they are familiar with. These people are the most dynamic people when they finish their studies and do not have the feckless self entitlement attitude so many spoilt newly graduated students have.

This. The government here doesn't do your laundry or clean your toilets... yet.

What about sudden desexxing and axe raping? Or did that go out with Clinton?

What about sudden desexxing and axe raping? Or did that go out with Clinton?

It just went underground.

By the way, I find all forms of the term "sudden desexing" absolutely hilarious and have been laughing about it the whole time. Once again, Foo is trying to get me fired!

What about sudden desexxing and axe raping? Or did that go out with Clinton?

Ever wonder how Cheney became the "ray of sunshine" that he is? :innocent:

Did he intern under Clinton? That would explain quite a bit. How did you become so wise in insider politics Z man?

what is desexxing?

It is the first step towards a successful axx hole **** here in America. It involves a passion fruit, a #2 phillips screwdriver and some chain lube in most cases.

It is the first step towards a successful axx hole **** here in America. It involves a passion fruit, a #2 phillips screwdriver and some chain lube in most cases.

...tweezers, magnifying glass and moyle's scalpel in the case of long-term steroid users.

I was gonna say that here in Texas it often invovles a case of Shiner, a back hoe and the words. "Hey y'all watch this!!!!!!!!!!"

what is desexxing?

Looking at a "neeked" picture of Oprah.

I was gonna say that here in Texas it often invovles a case of Shiner, a back hoe and the words. "Hey y'all watch this!!!!!!!!!!"

That's the punchline from:
"last words of a redneck"

i'm going to start making home brew lube.

i'm not sure why I thought of posting this here.

Oh gee thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.

....and her thought trails on.....

"young men,there is a place you should be".................

i'm going to start making home brew lube.

i'm not sure why I thought of posting this here.

Just throw a "Crisco Party".

that's a bit harsh. leaving home and learning to take responsibility for yourself is part of growing up. how many people are brave enough to not just leave home but to go to a strange foreign land, foreign culture, language etc. amongst no one they are familiar with. These people are the most dynamic people when they finish their studies and do not have the feckless self entitlement attitude so many spoilt newly graduated students have.
I don't think it's harsh -- blunt, maybe. Perhaps the OP is having trouble saying exactly what he means in English, but it sounds as though he (I assume he, anyhow) is expecting that someone else is going to do his laundry and clean house for him. That's not a realistic expectation, and the fact that he doesn't recognize it as being unreasonable makes me think he has so little grounding in the basics of living, both in terms of practical skills and getting along with people, that he is simply not equipped to handle the rigors of moving to a foreign country.