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klatsch
05-07-10, 04:00 PM
So there are two old friends sitting on a porch drinking beer. One notices the dog shamelessly licking itself and turns to his friend, "Man I wish I could do that," he says. The friend looks at the dog then turns to his friend and says: "He'd bite you!"


Gilla Gorilla
05-13-10, 03:57 PM
Such uncouth, doesn't he know he's suppose to take it out to dinner first?