Foo - Sex

Forget Bike Forums tonight.

I'm going to bed.

:D

Go get 'em tiger!!

Don't forget to switch hands if one gets tired. ;)
J/K hehe.

yes.. and plenty of lube.

I understand that, if you turn your hand around... it feels like someone else is doing it for you :) j/k

you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"

you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"

That's the most disturbing thing I've heard all day...

you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"

I am staying away from that one.

:eek:

Hey
It may be to late , but you should try white majik ! Tantric ! I got some gilrfriend who like it for hours . I refrain from climax . Buddist monks and kung fu masters use to practice this . It was said to give more energy ect ect . Well , LOL , it does ! But ya gotta be careful when you got your gaymo bike shorts on :)
peace
Jar

Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?

His name says it all... been jarhead a little too often drafting then crashing into the back of vehicles.

Help me out here Jar... What are you on about?

He gets that question a lot.

Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?

Jar=Merton...

Jar=Merton...

quite possibly dumber than the "what color should my messenger bag be" thread.

people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves

people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves
Well, he did recently break up with his wifey or whoever, didn't he? Maybe now he's going through the fantasy phase.

you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

My hand goes totally numb on my bike sometimes. I can shift up but not down on my rapid fire shifters and can still gently grab my rear brake. So I guess it's possible. But that's still disturbed..."The Stranger.."

So, when will LittleBigMan report back in this morning? When will he get up (I mean out of bed)? What's the story?

************ is like procrastination... in the end your only screwing your self

man.. there's actually people weirder than me or jar... i don't think i shall even mention such people to you.. it would be very frightening.


also. what is this tantric stuff all about (never seen anything about it)? why not just keep going after the orgasm, it's much more sensitive :D .

look up tantra, not tantric. you'll find more. It may also prove useful to check out an actual library. Ya know, that place where they kept information before the Internet.

CL

know of any "work safe" sites? (ones with just words)

Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

Totally useless? You know this from experience?

Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist.

Two words: elastic bands.



Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

I guess I'll have to trust you on that.

So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

(Are you all that lonely?)

:roflmao:

(Maybe you are riding too much... :D )

Penile dysfunction due to numbness in the nether regions?

Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.


Totally useless? You know this from experience?
Isn't that what I said?
Numb, dead, totaly lacking in nerve response, not 'my hands asleep' tingly wussy crap, completely without feeling, not moveable except by swinging it like a club. Once I slept on my arm wrong and the entire thing, right up to the shoulder was like that. It took a good ten minutes of flinging it around like a rag doll to get feeling/use back then another few minutes of that tingly thousand needles 'asleep' feel.

So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

(Are you all that lonely?)

:roflmao:

(Maybe you are riding too much... :D )

You should not talk about your wife that way and spousal abuse can get you landed in jail.

I give you Woody Allen,


The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

It is said that ************ causes memory loss ... and a bunch of things I can't remember.

NOOO DONT DO IT!!! YOU'LL GO BLIND!!

Then you can't read the forums anymore :P

Holy crap, way to dig up ancient history

maybe he forgot to check the date of posting on the guy before him.... or he was using the forum search for sex... hmmm

you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"

Irony, is that is a quote by the character Tumbler from the movie Gone in 60 seconds (2001).

People watching, the only sport which you can be a participant AND a spectator. It's rejuvinated threads like this that that keep the enthusiasts interested

What is sex?

(j/k)

man.. there's actually people weirder than me or jar... i don't think i shall even mention such people to you.. it would be very frightening.

Thanks for the eloquent intro, Merton...HERE'S CHIPPY!!
http://www.chipcom.net/pvt/dan04_thumb.jpg

maybe he forgot to check the date of posting on the guy before him.... or he was using the forum search for sex... hmmm
Lmao i know which one im thinking it was

the thing about sitting on the hand, doin' the business and callin it a stranger is a rip off of a scene from "Gone in 60 Seconds"(a favorite of mine, so i remebered every line) but a bit twisted, the guy in the movie was talking about throwing baseball pitches, where he sits on it and throws, and he named it the stranger.

What is sex?

(j/k)

yeah tell me about it! I'm married to a man with zero libido!

why did you do that? take him to a shrink.

and why is this thread revived?

Just to piss you off.

And yeah, get the man some help. There's no excuse for that. It is either a solvable medical condition (blood clot, heart disease) or a solvable mental condition (stress, depression, etc).

Actually that reminds me, I heard that there's actually a really really strong correlation between impotence and heart disease... impotence was a very accurate early indication of heart disease. Might want to get him checked out.

Yikes Cycleprincess :eek:
I pity you girl.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/20557862.html

<---- Whistles: "Are you lonesome tonight..."

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/20557862.html


(and the one time the dog was licking me)

Oooook then..