Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?" :D

Thats just not right! :roflmao:

I don't deny that a good many of those quotes have actually been said (or something very similair to them), but the tennis commentator saying "kisses his balls before each match" I've always heard attributed to a golf commentator announcing an Arnold Palmer match.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Rofl.

the mens wrestling referee was wearing a suit and tie, the commentator later said "what kind of referee wears a suit, did this guy get lost on the way to the dog show?"

My wife was watching the diving competition and the girl doing the commentary said of one of the better girl divers: "She is so tight, you can't get anything between those legs..." (a pause, then:) "...and her chest."

I don't deny that a good many of those quotes have actually been said (or something very similair to them), but the tennis commentator saying "kisses his balls before each match" I've always heard attributed to a golf commentator announcing an Arnold Palmer match.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

I think Plamers Wife said that to Johnny Carson and he repied "I bet that makes his putter stand on end" and she walked off the set.

Cheers

no, Johnny said: "I'll bet that makes his old putter rise"...and with that both the Palmers got up and left the show.

Then on the Groucho Marx show 'you bet your life', there was a big fat woman contestant. Groucho asked her how many kids she had, and she replied....10.
Groucho then asked her how she accounted for that....to which she says "well, my husband loves me."
Then Groucho says: "well I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once and awhile."

His show was off the air for a couple of weeks until he agreed to watch what he said.