Touring - Caption Contest

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On my first day in Charleston, SC, I saw this sign on the front door of the Charleston School of Law. My first thought was that they had the 2 most dangerous weapons covered!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CJSwZGMYoQk/TBloG24oMUI/AAAAAAAAA6w/FyCRJxiklWc/s400/IMG_2008.JPG
What other captions come to mind?
Ray
acantor
06-17-10, 04:00 PM
"Welcome bazooka-wielding unicyclists."
(Knowing nothing about firearms, I am assuming that a bazooka would not be easy to conceal...)
Leave MORALs at the door.
EKW in DC
06-18-10, 08:33 AM
We're doooooshes, but at least we have a sane firearms policy.
mustachiod
06-18-10, 08:37 AM
i want to hear the backstory of the gun wielding bicyclist that prompted the signs being put up
"But quadracycles with large caliber gun are allowed assuming of course they have a bell"
http://www.davidamotophoto.com/media/motofoto1/Davida-041.jpg
We're so smart that we put signs on the side of the glass you only see on your way out...
Blues Frog
06-19-10, 11:34 AM
Great picture robow. Wing Nut
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