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09-09-04, 01:38 PM
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed
to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly
(i.e.,tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is
analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful,
caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which
most likely is one of the following: a. Cycling. b. Football.
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer
is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, ****-loads. b. Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by
love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't
call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks
good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question?
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when
you were her age d. Define pretty e. Could you repeat the question?
Question # 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a
Corvette,Boat and a $5.000 Lite speed bike").
to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly
(i.e.,tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is
analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful,
caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which
most likely is one of the following: a. Cycling. b. Football.
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer
is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, ****-loads. b. Would it
make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by
love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't
call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks
good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question?
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when
you were her age d. Define pretty e. Could you repeat the question?
Question # 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a
Corvette,Boat and a $5.000 Lite speed bike").