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09-10-04, 01:06 AM
93 year old Maggie had just lost her husband of 70 years.
She felt that her life was not worth living anymore and decided to end it all.
Her choice of ending was to shoot herself in the heart, but she had forgotten where her heart was exactly.
So she rang her local GP and asked him to describe where her was located.
“Simple” he said “your heart is located just below your left breast”.
With this knowledge, Maggie got her self organised.
She got a pistol and aimed it where the GP had indicated, placing the gun below her left breast and…BANG….. poor Maggie, she shot herself in her left kneecap!!!!!!!!!.
She felt that her life was not worth living anymore and decided to end it all.
Her choice of ending was to shoot herself in the heart, but she had forgotten where her heart was exactly.
So she rang her local GP and asked him to describe where her was located.
“Simple” he said “your heart is located just below your left breast”.
With this knowledge, Maggie got her self organised.
She got a pistol and aimed it where the GP had indicated, placing the gun below her left breast and…BANG….. poor Maggie, she shot herself in her left kneecap!!!!!!!!!.