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09-10-04, 10:10 AM
Three men were hiking thru the forest, when they unexpectedly came upon a large, raging, violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about two hours after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing what happened to the first man, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." POOF! God gave the second man a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing a couple of times. Seeing what happened to man number one and two, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." POOF! He was turned into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked up stream a couple hundred yards and walked across the bridge.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about two hours after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing what happened to the first man, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." POOF! God gave the second man a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing a couple of times. Seeing what happened to man number one and two, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." POOF! He was turned into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked up stream a couple hundred yards and walked across the bridge.