Foo - 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.

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Dannihilator
07-02-10, 10:15 PM
Well, It's got huge very sharp pointy teeth. Look at the bones.
http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp313/dkasper0/100_5312.jpg


Wordbiker
07-02-10, 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ

USAZorro
07-02-10, 10:22 PM
Looks like a mutant


Holmes375
07-03-10, 01:00 AM
Run away :)

skijor
07-03-10, 06:25 AM
It's coming right for us.
http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/funny/RunForYourLives-01.gif

mikewille
07-03-10, 06:28 AM
I was expecting a photo of the girl i dated 6 or 7 years ago

Siu Blue Wind
07-03-10, 07:16 AM
There's no eyes....

jsharr
07-03-10, 07:17 AM
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people
did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
snuff it.'

jsharr
07-03-10, 07:20 AM
Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

jsharr
07-03-10, 07:20 AM
Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

jsharr
07-03-10, 07:21 AM
Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!

jsharr
07-03-10, 07:22 AM
Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!

DataJunkie
07-03-10, 08:02 PM
On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.

valygrl
07-03-10, 11:01 PM
vorpal bambi?

bluevelo
07-03-10, 11:05 PM
The scariest thing I've ever encountered was a supremely p'o'ed squirrel that was in the tree at my Mom's old house in Des Moines in April. It actually scared my GF enough that she ran from it, and she's not afraid of animals. I thought it was going to jump at our necks, Monty Python bunny-like...

samantha sugah
07-03-10, 11:14 PM
this:


http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/03/alg_gibson.jpg

benajah
07-16-10, 03:55 PM
On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.
Dude send me your drugs, they sound wonderful

ilikebikes
07-16-10, 06:22 PM
I thought for sure you found a pic of my mother in law!

overthehillmedi
07-16-10, 08:57 PM
one seriously P'O'ed deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q

Beatle
07-18-10, 12:49 AM
one seriously P'O'ed deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q

That video is crazy! The cat is the one being the jerk, and the dog is the one that gets attacked.

Lauraspark
07-18-10, 11:12 AM
one seriously P'O'ed deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q

The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.

Beatle
07-18-10, 11:39 AM
The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.


I think the Dog was okay afterwards. Or at least not seriously hurt. It happened in Cranbrook near Vancouver and I don't recall any news about a dog being murdered by a deer at least.

spry
07-18-10, 02:14 PM
Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.

coffeecake
07-18-10, 03:12 PM
Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.

You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.

spry
07-18-10, 04:27 PM
You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.

A wisenheimer today eh?

Here's your 3rd verse for guess this Mukluk song:

Then I found that trail that had packed beneath the snow
I made the final miles where the prarie lillies grow
I walked into a boarding house and I got myself a room
Then I started asking about the girl in Saskatoon

coffeecake
07-18-10, 04:36 PM
Gee, I've never heard that song before. :rolleyes: :D

spry
07-18-10, 06:37 PM
Gee, I've never heard that song before. :rolleyes: :D

It's one of my favorites:thumb:

You could of won a yearling Musk Ox from the Hudson Bay Trading Station had you named the year it was made.