Foo - The bosses sister's friend...

Remember that tryst with the bosses sister that I spoke of last year some time? Well, it has spawned a new, for lack of a better term, "relationship". My brief back story of the bosses sister ended in a one night romp of passion that resulted in a "Man, that was awesome, but we shouldn't have done that." and led into a tense time between her and her groom to be. (To reiterate, they had broken up during that time.) That being said it has all been worked out (I was actually asked to be in the wedding). So all that being said, The Sister, one of her friends, and I went out one night prior to all of the naughty business and had a really good time. The friend was in a relationship at the time. That was several months ago and the friend is now single. I was referred to the newly single friend by none other than the bosses sister. When I, recently, moved into my new place I had a house warming party and at the suggestion of The Sister I invited her friend. We hit it off and it led to her and I hanging out a lot more. As it turns out, we get along very very well. We have been hanging out for a few weeks now and during this time I have cut my ties with all of my "relationships" on the road. So is it time to settle down again? I don't know. But I'm really glad to have a constant at this point in my life.

More to come...

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ummm ... thanks for sharing?

As sand falls through the hourglass. These are the days of Crackerjab's life.

As sand falls through the hourglass. These are the days of Crackerjab's life.

That will go flying over his head like an R/C helicopter.

cj - if both your heads agree, you might as well.

ummm ... thanks for sharing?

You're welcome?


That will go flying over his head like an R/C helicopter.

cj - if both your heads agree, you might as well.

I unfortunately have far too much experience with that show. I was essentially raised by a bunch of women.

Rubin...........Yo!Rubin

Better check this out.
I think we have another playa in the house trying to steal your limelight.

Okay hold on wait stop.

I thought you were "with" one of your room mates, the one that has the hook ups. And why are you being passed around? "Oh try him, he was fun!" I would not be able to be a part of a 'passaround'. Well, unless of course it has to do with knives or something. How long have you been hanging out with this new gal? Are you considering this to be serious? Does the fiance (husband) know you were intimate with the boss's sister?

I need to catch up here. Work with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc

Yuck! If you want to be passed around, do yourself a favor and find a new circle of tail. Getting involved with anyone of friends of work related is a big mistake.

Hit it.

hit it good

Ha! I saw the thread title and immediately thought, "Oh dear, who has he done now?"

{snip**
As it turns out, we get along very very well. We have been hanging out for a few weeks now and during this time I have cut my ties with all of my "relationships" on the road. So is it time to settle down again? I don't know. But I'm really glad to have a constant at this point in my life.

More to come...


:twitchy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw

Okay hold on wait stop.

I thought you were "with" one of your room mates, the one that has the hook ups. And why are you being passed around? "Oh try him, he was fun!" I would not be able to be a part of a 'passaround'. Well, unless of course it has to do with knives or something. How long have you been hanging out with this new gal? Are you considering this to be serious? Does the fiance (husband) know you were intimate with the boss's sister?

I need to catch up here. Work with me.

The roommates friend thing didn't exactly work out. It's a long story and not all that interesting. The fiance' knows, that's where the tension was spawned. It's all good now though. And this girl has serious potential to be... erm... serious.


Yuck! If you want to be passed around, do yourself a favor and find a new circle of tail. Getting involved with anyone of friends of work related is a big mistake.

I don't see any the correlation of work and this girl.


:twitchy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw

*gigglesnorts*

Pictures?

Pictures?

Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.

I promise I'm not trolling your thread, but a suggestion:

Your original post is an 11"x2" solid block of unrelenting text -- it's very hard to read. You might want to space it out a little...

I promise I'm not trolling your thread, but a suggestion:

Your original post is an 11"x2" solid block of unrelenting text -- it's very hard to read. You might want to space it out a little...

Just think mildly incoherent clifnotes.

Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.

Your perseverance and resourcefulness are awe inspiring. No wonder you had multiple relationships with whom to cut ties.

Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.
You are freakin' leet.

More to come...

So to speak.

So to speak.

:lol: *snort*

I think most of Foo lives vicariously through Crackerjab. :)

And Ruben.

I live vicariously through jsharr.

Save Ferris

...My brief back story of the bosses sister ended in a one night romp of passion...led into a tense time between her and her groom to be. (To reiterate, they had broken up during that time.) That being said it has all been worked out (I was actually asked to be in the wedding)....
If Vegas gave odds, this one would be even money to fail within 5 years....

I promise I'm not trolling your thread, but a suggestion:

Your original post is an 11"x2" solid block of unrelenting text -- it's very hard to read. You might want to space it out a little...

Yes, space it out or better yet, break it up, with random questions, such as "I have a baked ham and a circular saw, can I cut it with that?" or " Can I pay the landlady with gift dollars to the University Book Shop?"

Have you flung any sex toys at her with a robot yet? That will be the true test of this relationship.

Have you flung any sex toys at her with a robot yet? That will be the true test of this relationship.

He could lose her to the robot.

How does she feel about r/c helicopter salespeople?

I have waiting a long time for this next chapter, and that's it?

And as far as the Skyping boob thing, why didn't she just show you?

Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.

You're a scholar.

Yes, space it out or better yet, break it up, with random questions, such as "I have a baked ham and a circular saw, can I cut it with that?" or " Can I pay the landlady with gift dollars to the University Book Shop?"

Can't... stop... laughing...

must ............................................................... breathe.

I have waiting a long time for this next chapter, and that's it?

And as far as the Skyping boob thing, why didn't she just show you?

Maybe she's not that kind of gal.

Have you flung any sex toys at her with a robot yet? That will be the true test of this relationship.


He could lose her to the robot.

This is why I haven't slung any sex toys at her with a robot.


How does she feel about r/c helicopter salespeople?

The getting put to the floor every night before bed would certainly make the sex more fun.


I have waiting a long time for this next chapter, and that's it?

And as far as the Skyping boob thing, why didn't she just show you?

She was playfully teasing. I showed her. Or she showed me, as it were.


Maybe she's not that kind of gal.

Yeah, she has potential to be the real deal.

Wait. She showed you? Then she IS that kind of gal???

And you said she is the real deal? How can you tell? Were they....uh...perky?

Wait. She showed you? Then she IS that kind of gal???

And you said she is the real deal? How can you tell? Were they....uh...perky?

No no. I thought you were referring to the "...and this is it?" comment.

But they're definitely quite perky.

Have y'all been on a cruise yet?

Have y'all been on a cruise yet?

No. We rode rode beach cruisers on the beach. Does that count?

Were refreshments served?

Were refreshments served?

Define refreshment.

A cool refreshing drink, along the lines of lemonade, but with a bit more punch.

Like a donkey punch?

yeah, like that.

I mean, who doesn't love a good donkey punch followed by obligatory Dirty Sanchez?

I mean, who doesn't love a good donkey punch followed by obligatory Dirty Sanchez?

See I thought you preferred a Cleveland Steamer

Okay wait. Go back a few steps.

What happened to the room mate?

Okay wait. Go back a few steps.

What happened to the room mate?

Nothing ever happened to the roommate. It was her friend/colleague. We get along great, we've become friends and hang out often actually. We had a discussion of romance and we both nixed it due to the potential ramifications and complications it could/would cause.