Jokes & Humor - The best short Scottish joke I know...
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07-13-10, 05:58 PM
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse
me, Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses
and says, "Fook off, ye'll nay bring it back!"
07-13-10, 10:39 PM
Why does the Scotsman where a Kilt? Because Sheep can hear a zipper for miles....
08-06-10, 09:19 PM
Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep?
Frederick's of Edinburgh.
08-09-10, 05:41 PM
Why does a true scotsman like a velcro wallet?
Because it screams when you open it.
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