Jokes & Humor - The best short Scottish joke I know...

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ahsposo
07-13-10, 05:58 PM
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse
me, Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"



To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses
and says, "Fook off, ye'll nay bring it back!"


elcraft
07-13-10, 10:39 PM
Why does the Scotsman where a Kilt? Because Sheep can hear a zipper for miles....

jeneralist
08-06-10, 09:19 PM
Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep?

Frederick's of Edinburgh.


Keith99
08-09-10, 05:41 PM
Why does a true scotsman like a velcro wallet?

Because it screams when you open it.