Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - There are condoms in his rims!

Check what I found on my local craigslist,

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bik/1848447081.html

you never can be too careful...

See! It's **** like that I was talking about in the "Are spoke-cards passé" thread. When people start doing this kind of crap, it makes the real deal stuff seem equally lame.

See! It's **** like that I was talking about in the "Are spoke-cards passé" thread. When people start doing this kind of crap, it makes the real deal stuff seem equally lame.

think this is the real deal, bro.

Mmm..never know when you're going to need jimmies. Question though. Is it worse to have you condoms in your back pocket for a prolonged period of time or in your spokes?

"but baby, I swear I thought those condoms were good! They were just in my bike spokes for a few months in rain and summer heat! I swear."

Next craigslist ad:

Need to sell "fixie" to fund abortion. ASAP

Socks

Lol!!! And a four loko in his water bottle holder woww.

I like this guy.

not surprised at all that the seller is located in Natomas.

Four Loko is the new PBR.

i like the bmx pedals<3

Safe sex is always in style :thumb:

I like this guy.

Remove one condom pack from the spokes.

http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/OutsideTheFrame/flying_squirrel.jpg

I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?

I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?

Radness = (Flying Squirrel - Number of Cats)/Number of condoms in your spokes

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?656003-Help-needed-please&highlight=flying+squirrels
How the flying squirrel thing started.


Radness = (Flying Squirrel - Number of Cats)/Number of condoms in your spokes
Oh crap, mathematical error. I have no condoms in my spokes.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?656003-Help-needed-please&highlight=flying+squirrels
How the flying squirrel thing started.

Oh hell yes! Vixtor...thanks for letting me relive this moment of infamy! Brilliant reply. I am still laughing weeks later. Now the world will have Flying Squirrel t-shirts. The flying squirrel to me represents all that ......that.....what the **** does it represent?

Maybe this will help.

http://collectingtokens.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/rocky.jpg

I hope that all is clearer now.

I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?

Definitions of flying squirrel:

flying phalanger: nocturnal phalangers that move with gliding leaps using parachute-like folds of skin along the sides of the body

Thanks Vix!

I was actually laughing at the CL post before I saw this thread, never even crossed my mind to post it here! Good stuff!!

Four Loko is the new PBR.

I hope this isn't true.

I hope this isn't true.

It's cheap, it gets you ****ed up, a lot of black people drink it (please don't take this the wrong way) which means hipsters will love it.

Mmm..never know when you're going to need jimmies. Question though. Is it worse to have you condoms in your back pocket for a prolonged period of time or in your spokes?

"but baby, I swear I thought those condoms were good! They were just in my bike spokes for a few months in rain and summer heat! I swear."

Next craigslist ad:

Need to sell "fixie" to fund abortion. ASAP

Socks

+1

Lol!!! And a four loko in his water bottle holder woww.

couple of those lokos and he might need/ not need those rubbers

I think it's funny how tiny his gearing is since Sacramento is flat as a pancake.

So you mean this isn't what riding is all about?:rolleyes:

Radness = (Flying Squirrel - Number of Cats)/Number of condoms in your spokes


Oh crap, mathematical error. I have no condoms in my spokes.
Ah, but the limit of your radness as the number of condoms in your spokes approaches zero is INFINITY.

However, I will add a cat to the thread, thus reducing the total radness to zero. *gasp*

http://a5.vox.com/6a00c22525672a8fdb010980bcfb95000b-500pi

/excessive math

Ah, but the limit of your radness as the number of condoms in your spokes approaches zero is INFINITY.

However, I will add a cat to the thread, thus reducing the total radness to zero. *gasp*

http://a5.vox.com/6a00c22525672a8fdb010980bcfb95000b-500pi

/excessive math

L'Hopital

I'm new..can someone explain the flying squirrel thing to me?

Start here (http://books.google.com/books?id=FtQDAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA170&lpg=PA170&dq=popular+mechanics+flying+squirrel&source=bl&ots=bwfgTnuJHQ&sig=zhjrkbIdgynCCuH_YTHd8kwfe3o&hl=en&ei=xEVETPaQNIL58Abos5Uh&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CDIQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q=popular%20mechanics%20flying%20squirrel&f=false).

hahaha lokos and condoms! winning combo.

hahaha lokos and condoms! winning combo.

...like choking victims and leftover crack.

...like choking victims and leftover crack.

those are both great bands man. Ska/hardcore punk at its finest.

Was he trying to make the frame and rear wheel match? He is a little off...